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Ranking the 2023 Islanders by who is most likely to cause carnage in Casa Amor

Tanya, unleash hell


Love Island it’s time: Welcome to Casa Amor 2023. The new Islanders are in, and the chaos is ready to set off. Let’s ignite some fires and let them burn down the villa as we know it.

Casa Amor is known as being the biggest test for Love Island contestants – where the couples are split up to see if their heads get turned by 12 glitzy new Islanders. So, who this year is most likely to bring some anarchy to proceeings?

Let’s get down to it – here is a ranking of the current Love Island 2023 cast members, by who is definitely causing the most carnage during this year’s Casa Amor. I see heartbreak, tears and break-ups on the horizon!

12. Will

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We as a nation must protect Will and Jessie at all costs. This man is not straying, end of. He’s ready to wife Jessie, and is way too pure for Casa Amor. Nothing is going on here. He’ll sleep on the day beds and pine for Jessie, all day, every day.

11. Claudia

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Sorry, but I just have no investment in Claudia yet. She could go wild in Casa and I’d be happy for her, but it won’t exactly rock our worlds, will it?

10. Casey

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Equally with Casey, I don’t have many feelings towards his relationship with Claudia. If he went mad in Casa, I’d be here for it. Plus, quite a few of the Casa girls said they fancy Casey, so it’s quite likely he could have his head turned!

9. Jessie

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If Jessie strays, I will cry. I’m here for Jessie and Will being the next Love Island couple to stay together forever and get married. I have faith in them overall, but out of the two, Jessie is definitely more likely to stray than Will is. Her saying “when something’s not in front of me I forget it exists” really, really scared me. I’m not ready for this heartbreak!

8. Kai

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Has Kai always been this vanilla? Carnage just isn’t in his vocabulary. He’ll probably just treat Casa Amor 2023 as a lil holiday away from the Love Island girls, and then get back to normal. Whether or not Olivia will be waiting for him though, that’s another question.

7. Tom

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Tom, you could say every day that you can’t see your head being turned and you won’t stray from Samie, but I’m not buying it. He’s been coupled up with half the villa at this point. He’s only a mid-level carnage causer because it would provide zero surprise if he went for someone else. Him turning his head hasn’t exactly been BAFTA winning TV.

6. Samie

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When the Casa Amor boys of 2023 were announced, pretty much every single one of them said they fancied Samie. And she’s looked too excited for a girls’ holiday to be someone who doesn’t want to crack on with other people. Samie is very likely to leave Tom behind, and tbh, I’d love her to do it.

5. Lana

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Lana has said so many times that she and Ron “feel right” and have overcome loads – but, deep down, does she actually trust him? She ditched Ron and went for Casey, and if she gets given the right attention in Casa, I can see it happening again. She must know Ron’s going to stray, surely?

4. Olivia

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I’m so in two minds over Olivia. She’s a chaotic menace, so I think the most likely outcome here is that she’s bringing someone back from Casa Amor and ditching Kai. Buuuut, I can fully picture her sat alone with a MASSIVE scowl on her face until Kai returns in the dramatic recoupling. I picture her being single just to play the game and spite other people. I would rate it, I can’t lie.

The girls are going feral!!!

3. Ron

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Ron’s head gets turned at every opportunity. He’s going to be like a kid in sweet shop during Casa. If he could bring back all the new girls, he probably would. We cannot trust this man.

2. Shaq

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Despite Tanya and Shaq announcing they’re in love after just two weeks, in the last few days the cracks in their relationship have really started to show. Shaq has honestly looked broken recently, dealing with it all. He looks a bit exhausted. I can fully see him channeling all of this into going wild in Casa. I see Indiyah and Dami 2.0 with Shaq and Tanya both going mad, but coming back to each other in the end.

1. Tanya

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Tanya is READY for Casa. She is DONE with Shaq, and wants to break hell loose. Do it girl, DO IT. She said Shaq has been giving her the ick, she’s seen parts of him she doesn’t like and he reminds her a bit of her ex. Yikes. This is about to be chaos. Tanya was packing for Casa like she was free from prison. She is going to go wild!

Love Island 2023 continues at 9pm on ITV2 and ITVX. For all the latest Love Island news and gossip and for the best memes and quizzes, like The Holy Church of Love Island on Facebook.

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