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The apprentice – this is nothing to with Cambridge

It’s got to the point with The Apprentice now where I question if the applicants all have a humiliation kink. In the show’s last few years, to go on Lord […]


It’s got to the point with The Apprentice now where I question if the applicants all have a humiliation kink. In the show’s last few years, to go on Lord Sugar’s farcical nonsense is simply an exercise in being made to look like a tit. Nobody comes out unscathed. This show relishes making everyone look deeply stupid. The cast for The Apprentice 2024 have just been revealed, and to be quite honest, they don’t help themselves. All their profile quotes and their pompous pictures feel like BBC set them up for failure before they even get a finger wagged at them in the boardroom, so with that in mind I ranked all The Apprentice 2024 cast based on the initial vibes alone.

18. Oliver

The Apprentice 2024 cast ranked

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Go girl, give us nothing! It’s all very NPC. All the vibes of someone you’d see in the lift of your office every single day of your life but forget them as soon as you look away.

17. Paul

The Apprentice 2024 cast ranked

Via BBC

Smug beyond words. Unfold those arms for me, fella. You haven’t won the investment yet! That said he is one of this year’s two resident pie floggers which I think is all very quaint. Open to my mind being changed.

16. Flo

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Flo looks like if Karren Brady went through a de-aging filter and applied to be a candidate. I’m terrified.

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