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Clubbers of the Week: Trying to Survive in Week Five
What Edi students do when they’re meant to be writing their essays
With mid-term deadlines approaching, for many Edinburgh students clubbing may be the last thing on their minds. But many are still dedicated to the late-night (and next-day hangover) cause, so we’re sharing our highlights here.
Stunners of the Week
Winner
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I don’t know whether I love the slick back bun or the wolf cut more
Runners Up
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Another year older, but still Young and Beautiful
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It’s giving seventies slay
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The matching set and blazer is so slay
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A stunning trio
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Proving that the most gorgeous girls <3 their friends
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I need to know their secret to looking so good on the dance floor of Hive
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The sparkly pink bag is EVERYTHING
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<3 the eye makeup
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
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Missing out on the Moet
Runners Up
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Does the girl in the middle not realise that the Eagles were THE team to support?
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Rock On!
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No face, no case
Most Read
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The hoodie vs outfits fresh out of NYFW
Wanker of the Week
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American football players scare me
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It’s giving Jordan Belfort and not in the Leonardo DiCaprio way
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Boys putting sparklers in their mouths is the biggest ick
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I can’t with the gang signs
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I’m guessing the score was 4-4
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I’m scared.
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Gnarly dude
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Not sure why he needs to be undressed whilst necking the champers
Hero of the Week
Winner
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Bromances are IN in 2023
Runners Up
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Who, me?
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Love these smiley guys!
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Office meeting at nine, WhyNot at ten
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A very wholesome duo
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No lies were told
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How you feel when you’re mum gives you £5 pocket money
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Peace and Love baby
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Security bringing the vibes yet again
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Love on the dance floor
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What casanovas!
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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I commend the bravery of putting FIRST and LAST names – Matchmaking Monday fans need to take notes
Runners Up
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This stunner is serving cheerleader glamour
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Heroines for being able to coordinate such a big group for a night out
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When the dance floor of Big Cheese gets a little too full
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The mist in the background and this gorgeous girl are giving Lizzie Bennet in the last scene of Pride and Prejudice
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She said YES to Haribo
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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It’s cuffing season after all…
Runners Up
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Not everything is an ick, you can just accept that you don’t fancy them
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There’s something about the air in Hive that turns everyone a little crazy
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It’s fun to stay at the…
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Is she spitting her shot back into the glass??
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When you see your bestie getting with a 3/10 across the dance floor
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Alright then…?
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When you suddenly realise that the club photographer is your ex
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Some people truly need to learn to keep it in the bedroom
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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Subway is for serious chats only
Runners Up
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Why so serious on Valentine’s Day?
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When you get told to point to your bestie
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Even with all those VKs they’re not happy
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Briefly possessed by the Subway ghosts??
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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If Ariana Grande wrote a Valentine’s Day-themed song, this would be the album cover
Runners Up
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This looks like an ad for Moet
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Its giving Little Mix vibes
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Edi’s newest rapper
Best of the Rest
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls, flip off the camera
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They look like the best girls to party with
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Sunglasses on to block out the haters
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Midnight snackkkk
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A rock and roll exit
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This looks like something out of a music video
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The ball gowns in the nightclub is both regal and feral
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This is so hot and these girls know it
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Getting down and dirty
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The only way he could be making them smile like that is if he’s showing them photos of his dog.
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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