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Clubbers of the Week: Sh***ing bricks in Week Six
When the only thing being ‘read’ during Reading Week are the club names on Cowgate
Now that Reading Week (or Flexible Learning week as the uni likes to call it) comes to a close, Edi students have had more time to go out without the stress of a 9am the next morning. Here is the rundown of the highs and lows of what you all got up to during Reading Week!
Stunners of the Week
Winner
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Spending their time at Big Cheese fund-raising for the Teenage Cancer Trust = the most beautiful people inside and out
Runners-up
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The top. The bag. The pose. She is a stunner AND she knows it
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Not only is this girl a stunner, but also seems to be the life of the party on the dance floor
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This all black look is so chic!
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All smiles here :))))
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All three of these girls look like they’re straight off the catwalks of LFW
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Most gorgeous friendship group in WhyNot?
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It’s a rule that gorgeous girls have the best birthdays
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They both immediately need to drop tutorials on how they styled their hair
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Her smile is GORGEOUS
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Everyone’s favourite cowgirls
Most Read
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Coolest girl in Edi
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
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Great, now I’ll be having nightmares tonight
Runners-up
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The crocodile looks like he’s planning their demise
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Missed the memo to be wearing white
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The guy in the back is not fitting the girls’ vibes
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No kisses for her??
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Somebody forgot to put on their corset for the night
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Ruined a perfectly good photo
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The cookie monster should be blacklisted from HIVE
Wanker of the Week
Winner
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All I can think about are the poor people who will have to clean this up
Runners-up
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Love Wednesdays X Finance bros
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The smile you pull when you pass someone you vaguely know on the street
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Men who put sparklers in their mouths scare me
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Who took their little brother and his friends to Big Cheese???
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When the Peaky Blinders go to WhyNot?
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Throwing up gang signs in Subway
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I wouldn’t want to be force-fed in HIVE either…
Hero of the Week
Winner
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Big love
Runners-up
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Saluting the DJ is the proper behaviour in a club
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The Big Cheese DJ who plays Mr Brightside every single week has my heart
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When you here them start playing Love Story by Taylor Swift
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The cutest bromance
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Bartenders are the true heroes of Clubbers of the Week
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The gal at the back’s not impressed with his farting
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These guys should start a boyband
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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Everyone needs a best friend who puts in effort to take the slayest photos of you
Runners-up
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Bottoms up!
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I commend her bravery
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I hope these aren’t all for her
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No Fs given
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The definition of main character energy
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Another iconic UO corset top
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Girl on the right is giving Matilda Djerf and I’m obsessed
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Friend group goals af
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The best things come in threes
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Another gorgeous trio
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Smiles all round
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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I don’t think that WhyNot? was the most romantic place to propose
Runners-up
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The context behind this photo is seriously needed
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I have no idea what is going on, but I commend the vibes
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Very on brand for Mr CM
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Someone’s been snogging the cookie monster
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What’s he fishing for down his top?
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Is ventriloquism in for Spring 2023?
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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The confetti is everything
Runners-up
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This looks like an ad for Bombay Gin
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The vibes in this are immaculate
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The BTS of a music video
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Very vibey
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Put your hands in the air if you love Clubbers of the Week
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DJ slays as usual
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Honey G is that you?
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Pancake Day!
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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They’re either singing the bridge of All Too Well, or they’re about to get into a scrap
Runners-up
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Why so serious???
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When you realise that the photographer is your ex
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When you check the time and realise you’re five minutes late for your business meeting
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A smoulder to the camera
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I really hope they took their friend home after this photo was taken
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I’ve never seen anyone looking so sad holding a bag of sweets
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The boys really aren’t matching the girl’s energy
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Who’s the happiest guy in Subway?
The Best of the Rest
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Shots all round
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Who, me?
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The vibes are top tier
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Lots of love
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Not the aesthetic photo of Colin the Caterpillar
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The cutest trio
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I ship it <<<<33333
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Gettin’ into the groove
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HBD Max
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They’re having the best time
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Subway Venoms make me that happy too tbh
![](https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/9/files/2023/02/screenshot-2023-02-26-at-181444-1024x668.png)
Wonder who took the tequila shot
![](https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/9/files/2023/02/screenshot-2023-02-26-at-182332-1024x683.png)
Full circle moment for the Haribo girl
![](https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/9/files/2023/02/screenshot-2023-02-26-at-182415-1024x684.png)
Smiles all round
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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