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Clubbers of the Week: Chugging down wine in Week Nine
Trading Venoms for Guinness for St Paddy’s
St Patrick’s Day: a day for celebrating distant Irish ancestry and, best of all, getting absolutely smashed. Here are our top picks for the luckiest clubbers of the week.
Stunners of the Week
Winner
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The most gorgeous gorgeous trio
Runners up
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Girls in ballgowns >>> everything else
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They all literally look ethereal
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The vibes are top tier here
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Are either of them single by any chance????
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We love self-aware girlies
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She was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?
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Kiss me I’m Irish
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Love the commitment to the green eyeliner
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The Ariana Grande sleeve effect
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Eyeing up that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear pleather to HIVE
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NEED her lipstick
Creepers of The Week
Winner
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Keep those poses for the gym, man
Runners up
Most Read
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Bombastic side eye
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Does he think he’s an extra in The Last of Us?
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Thumbs up if you didn’t get to be part of the photo
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
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The Jeffery Dahmer-esque glasses are the least creepy thing about this pic
Runners up
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Getting a quick pic before dipping out
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When you have no-one to point to
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High on life
Hero of the Week
Winner
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Gettin in the groove
Runners up
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Rah lads I think I dropped my signet ring in the smoking area
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Very wholesome vibes
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When you haven’t had breakfast and the priest whips out the eucharist
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The t-shirt deserves a place on What Are You Wearing Wednesdays
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Me when I get my 23 and Me results
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I just know she dropped the best ‘knock knock’ joke of the night
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Getting spiritual in Subway
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Talk to the hand cos the face ain’t listening
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Subway: the home of the pagan ritual
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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Haribo girl will always be our winner <3
Runners up
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Five-leaf clover!!! Where was this in the Millennium seed bank?
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What happened to not taking candy from strangers?
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Congratulations to the tangfastic couple
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When you don’t get a dress code violation after rolling up your school skirt
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Just a goofy gal
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The bravery of this
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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A waste of a perfectly good cake
Runners up
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Seeing people put sparklers in their mouths never fails to terrify me
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Bacchanal in WhyNot anyone?
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Slam dunk
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When your mate won’t stop telling you about their bowel movements
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Comme ci, comme ca
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We need Haribo girl to throw some in this guy’s mouth
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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It looks like it’s right out of an A24 film
Runners up
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It’s 2008, you’re leaving Sharkboy and Lavagirl still wearing your 3D glasses. You close your left eye…
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No lads, I promise, this piggy went weeeee all the way home
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Too bougie for Venoms
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St Erasmus, patron of white t-shirts in Hive
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Hey babe want to watch my favourite film? (The film is a black and white compilation of Soviet pigeons that’s five hours long)
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Didn’t know Erling Haarland frequents Subway
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Physically in Subway, mentally driving along the Amalfi Coast
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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When you finally spot the girl who ran away after you bought her three shots
Runners up
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Any excuse to show off the watches
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When you see your friend getting with the girl you’ve been buying drinks for all night
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Hot Topic revival
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When your mum makes you take a photo with your brothers
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I’ve got my red top on tonight, dancing in the dark, in the Subway light
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He’s just realised he’s got the Ivory Coast flag on his face
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He’s hoping to get lucky tonight
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Dementors take Subway
Best of the Rest
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It’s giving Freshers’ friendship group
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Circa 2016
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The hair, the makeup, the fits – INCREDIBLE!
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Happy birthday <3
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Everybody in love …
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Okay Hugo Hammond
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6’5 if it matters x
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Some people got more into the spirit of St Patrick’s Day than others…
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Are you being served?
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Another Subway engagement???
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I want Haribo girl to propose to me
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When you have to keep hold of your friends on the way to the toilet so you don’t lose each other
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Obsessed with the diversity of Irish related hats
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Glad to see their heads are protected
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Yeehaw (Irish edition)
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Obsessed with the clover fairy lights
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Feeling left out?
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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