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Clubbers of the Week: Back to Cowgate again in Week Ten
Post midterms, pre-finals = carnage
With midterms behind us and the inevitable threat of finals ever-looming, Edi students deal with the stress of exams in the only way they know how. We’ve once again collected our favourite moments from the paradise/ hellscape that is Cowgate. Have you made the final cut?
Stunners
Winner
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They all look like they would bully me, but I’m kinda here for it
Runners-up
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Their makeup artist needs a pay rise
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Coats in the club are IN
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I want to be this stunner’s bestie
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Nobody has ever looked so good on the WhyNot dance floor
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130315/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-170920-1024x637.png)
Serving mermaid chic with the bralette
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130339/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191225-1024x645.png)
More iconic UO corsets
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130451/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191917-1024x640.png)
The look of true love
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130521/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191955-1024x649.png)
The body of Christ. Amen
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130632/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192251-1024x637.png)
I’m a little teapot, here’s my spout
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130703/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192353-1024x642.png)
The most gorgeous laugh
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130747/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192626-1024x640.png)
The softest of launches
Creepers of the Week
Winner
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The creeper is serving in this photo
Runners-up
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Not cool bro
Most Read
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130811/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-161142-1024x652.png)
The grim reaper has come for Cookie Monster
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130838/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-164956-1024x652.png)
Loving the wizard in the background
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130903/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-165914-1024x643.png)
When your crush walks past
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
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Missing out on the kisses
Runners-up
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I think we’re all third wheeling with this one
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The mouth is the window to the soul
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131028/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-161854-1024x638.png)
Why has she got him in a headlock
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131052/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-170345-1024x647.png)
When the cashier at McDonald’s finally calls your number
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131123/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192023-1024x640.png)
Werk gurl
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131159/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192056-1024x638.png)
Wig = snatched
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131230/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192123-1024x644.png)
Contemplating your divorce in Subway
Wanker of the Week
Winner
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-10 points for flipping off the camera
Runners-up
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Putting a sparkler in your mouth is the new ick of 2023
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Too cool to smile???
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Do they give these jumpers to every new student at Chancellors?
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Paul Breech?
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131429/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-171119-1024x628.png)
Michael Cera?
Hero of the Week
Winner
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Edi’s cutest little bromance
Runners-up
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You just know these guys were using the “did you fall from heaven?” pickup line all night
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“So basically, you hit the ball with the racket and it has to get over the net…”
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Camera-shy cutie
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Making moves
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Cookie monster will always be a hero
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131725/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191027-1024x643.png)
Big love, dodgy hearts
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28131821/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191350-1024x638.png)
And on the third day, he rose again
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Opticians hate him
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I wish I had his energy
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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Giving us early 2000s nostalgia
Runners-up
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PRAYING she didn’t pick up that vape off of the floor
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La vie en rose
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Oscar the Grouch got an update
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The gal in the back is giving lavender haze
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Dare you to pour it over his head
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Getting the big guns out
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Doing the robot in style
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She’s definitely giving her friend a pep talk about her situationship
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Couldn’t agree more
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My favourite clubbers celebrity
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As she should
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She’s so crazy, can’t take her anywhere
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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I commend her bravery in holding that so close to her hair
Runners-up
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Begging to know what the theme of the dress was
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Piggies on St Paddy’s
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I would love to know what was going on at Big Cheese last Saturday
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130112/337356903-251127040581783-264483720183130521-n-1024x683.jpg)
Love the dedication
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28132558/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-160652-1024x648.png)
Laundry day
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Suits at the club will always be an odd choice
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Deep in thought
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Live action Sonic The Hedgehog
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28132759/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-190952-1024x652.png)
This is like a renaissance painting
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When you remember you left the oven on before leaving
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Black iPhone is the new mistletoe
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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This photo looks magical
Runners-up
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Getting major FOMO from this
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133106/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-160520-1024x658.png)
Gonna have nightmares about the Cookie Monster’s mouth
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133214/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191042-1024x637.png)
Baroque vibes
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133241/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191534-1024x625.png)
I love the heart sunnies
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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When you see the lecturer who gave you a 50 on your essay
Runners-up
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Why so grumpy?
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133328/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-165600-1024x638.png)
She looks 0.5 secs away from puking
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133607/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192155-1024x648.png)
Breaking news: man loses all top teeth and must smile with bottom ones
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133636/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192448-1024x652.png)
When your job interview at Deloitte went well
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133711/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192514-1024x658.png)
How many girls are in this picture?
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130146/337150358-2980705442239092-3943150049120323451-n-1024x683.jpg)
When you look over and see your friend passed out on the floor
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When you see your friend start getting with the girl he swears he can’t stand
Best of the Rest
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Whoever wrote this has never had three 3,000 word essays due on the same day
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130204/337156595-171938568988448-7703170039189715845-n-1024x683.jpg)
When the DJ starts playing All Too Well the 10-minute version
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The chemistry from this photo
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130215/337548796-470719575181936-3755408364591564009-n-1024x683.jpg)
Finding love on the dance floor
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28130221/337551792-2381886445332767-2620560647617132326-n-1024x683.jpg)
Rock on!
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133748/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-161932-1024x648.png)
If Ice Spice and Pennywise had a baby
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133839/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-171142-1024x643.png)
Did he just propose?
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28133903/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191237-1024x638.png)
Paperclip chain necklaces are the new UO corset
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134019/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191517-1024x632.png)
The classic macho thumbs up
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134044/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-191901-1024x644.png)
When the DJ finally plays 212
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134115/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192232-1024x644.png)
Another victim of Haribo girl
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134137/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192414-1024x653.png)
If Connell and Marianna went to Edinburgh uni
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134247/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192538-1024x657.png)
When you see the flatmate who said they were pulling an all-nighter at the library
![](http://cdn.thetab.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/28134341/screenshot-2023-03-26-at-192647-693x1024.png)
Another kooky crazy person shaking up Subway
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Campbell Donaldson: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
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