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Clubbers of the Week: Feels like heaven in Week Eleven
Just don’t ask me how my essays are doing!
Though the end of the semester may be approaching, Edi clubbers show no signs of slowing down and Cowgate is arguably more packed than the library. Here are our top picks from this week’s shenanigans
Stunners of the Week
Winner
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The nails, the mesh top, her smile – she is EVERYTHING
Runners up
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We NEED tutorials on how they both styled their hair
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Most stylish duo in Edi
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This photo is so glamorous
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Cheeky look back at the camera
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She’s giving Marilyn with pink hair
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They both look straight off the runway
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We love some sporty stunners
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The most stunning trio
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Birthday queen
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Such a pretty smile!Getting major tattoo envy
Creepers of the Week
Winner
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These two creepers are getting a workout in at the same time
Runners up
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When you see someone you think you might know enter the club
Most Read
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My girl is sick and tired of people creeping in her photos
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Ruined a perfectly good photo
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‘scuse me guys just need to squeeze past
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Obsessed with everything about this photo
Wanker of the Week
Winner
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Very controversial, but I just cannot deal with vaping
Runners up
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Loving hate
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So many VKs I’m afraid their face will turn blue
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One of the most constant things in life is that men in tweed suits will always turn up to WhyNot?
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A rustic twist on the patchwork jacket trendI’d love to see these guys and the dude above do a style swap
Hero of the Week
Winner
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The best way to greet the camera man
Runners up
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Two cuties
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DJs will forever be the true heroes of Clubbers of the Week
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Self aware or stupid?
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Not the raised eyebrow…
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Bring back funky shirts!!
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The Hairy Bikers take HIVE
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‘G’day mate’ meets ‘sup g’
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Adorable
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As always, solid music choiceChecking the cameraman doing ok after being pestered for a photo by a bunch of drunk freshers
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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Nurses are the true unsung heroines of the county
Runners up
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Keeping it stylish and safe
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Coolest gal in Edi
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She has the bravery of 10,000 soldiers putting a sparkler in her mouth
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No-one has ever looked this good whilst serving drinks
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Getting down to it
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It’s giving budget Euphoria
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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Isaac, what are you doing??
Runners up
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Seeing people down Tequila Rose like that is shocking
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When you try to get a sexy shot but it goes a bit wrong
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When the photographer refuses to take another photo of you
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You have to be a new level of drunk to eat the HIVE pizza
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Legend has it he still hasn’t blinked
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Oi pass me the ball mate
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Twilight takes HIVE
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Who says I can’t wear my converse with my dress? Oh baby that’s just me!
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Staring contest with the cameraman
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“No I swear side parts are making a comeback”
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No face, no case
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Kooky crazy guys, can’t take them anywhere
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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Quick selfie moment
Runners up
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Looks like something out of space
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Giving us all major FOMO
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Is this water, champagne or just glitter?
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No better backdrop for a pic than viva la cowgate
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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Not sure what’s going on here but it doesn’t look good
Runners up
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When your friend buys you a double instead of a single
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Trying to remember if you actually submitted your essay due today or not
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When you see your op on the dance floor
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No better place for serious discussions than Subway
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Never seen such a solemn Macarena
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She looks disgusted by his photography
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When the song slaps but it reminds you of your ex
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“No trust me, cherry and apple venom together are delicious”
Best of the Rest
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Did it really happen if you didn’t get a photo?
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When the physics students get their hands on a few bottles
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The look of love
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“MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION…”
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I can hear the screams through this photo
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Genuinely one of the most attractive friendship groups I have ever seen
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Living for the vampire renaissance
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Squinting to read their white lies
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I hope that’s a temporary tattoo…
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
Bourbon: Neil Stewart
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