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Clubbers of the Week: Hangovers have begun in Week One
New year, same drinking habits x
And we’re back kicking off the New Year in style… if you could call it that. Edinburgh may have been silent over Christmas but fear not for the stunners, heroes, and creepers have returned, more stunning, heroic, and creepy than ever. Sit back, relax, and maybe re-evaluate your New Year’s resolution to stop drinking because Clubber of the Week is here to remind you what you’re missing.
Stunner of the Week
Winner
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The pose, the top, the flame – she is giving everything
Runners up
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Name a prettier friendship group…I’ll wait
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If I had smiles like them I would never stop smiling
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I think I just found the love of my life
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The happiest I’ve ever seen anyone at a WhyNot Wednesday
Creeper of the Week
Winner
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I would be jealous of that guy’s moustache too
Runners up
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This picture is too intimate. I don’t like it.
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You could be a little less obvious bro
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Oh he’s definitely plotting something…
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Cheeky little photobomber
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What I think I look like on a night out vs what I actually look like
Most Read
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
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Me vs my friends on New Year’s Eve
Runners up
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Somebody didn’t get the memo
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I don’t think this picture was meant for you bud
Wanker of the Week
Winner
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It’s only cool when the girls do it
Runners up
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Such a wanker I had to put you in twice
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Make 2024 the year to ban men from doing this hand pose
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And this one too
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Say it with me! STOP MEWING IN HIVE
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“How many days did you drink this week?”
Hero of the Week
Winner
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Not all heroes wear capes but they do wear mullets
Runners up
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From wanker to hero… redemption arc?
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This man knows how to get the party started
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The people’s princess
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Carrying the bucket or carrying the whole club?
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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MASSIVE fan of the fan – the makeup, the hat, save some glamour for the rest of us
Runners up
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Refresher in one hand, drink in the other, this girl means business on a night out
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This girl has single-handily revived the finger gun era and I am here for it
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Main character energy
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
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This picture is weird but it gets even weirder when you realise that the funnel of choice is a crutch
Runners up
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At this point this article might as well be a Refreshers ad
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Someone took being the designated driver a bit too seriously…
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Physically at Subway, mentally at Halloweekend
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I wonder what song sparked this reaction
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
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This is what Weezer looks like in my head
Runners up
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That fan was a paid actor
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I feel like I’m watching a scene of Euphoria
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The smile, the pose, the charm – this man is perfect
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This is the only picture that could tempt me to go to WhyNot
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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I think the photographer forgot to say cheese
Runners up
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I mean I get it…if I had to work at WhyNot I’d feel the same
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Me when I wake up at 9:01 am when I was meant to be at a lecture at 9:00 am
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How can someone look so hungover when the night has just begun?
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Not a single thought behind those eyes…hope you’re okay girlie
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I am DYING to know what that text said
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Wow, clubbing looks so fun!!
Best of the Rest
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If she’s that mesmerised by a Refresher, wait till she gets to Pizza Paradise
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This is the most wholesome boys night out I’ve ever seen
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How many days of uni did you miss this week?
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Cloakroom? I don’t know her
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It’s his world, we’re just living in it
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I wonder what bet he lost
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“You’ll never guess who I met at Hive last night…”
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Is there a spot in your friendship group and can I take it?
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I think only one person was expecting that kiss
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So close, yet so far
Photographer credits:
Subway Cowgate: David Stewart
The Hive: Thomas Image Photography
Why Not Nightclub: Keelan Bond