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Clubbers of the week: Kicked out of Hive in Week Five
If you went to Hive on Valentines I hope you got dumped x
Happy reading week! I hope this week’s clubbers will be using their time wisely because from the looks of it… not a lot of studying was going on in Week Five (unless you count studying the human anatomy *wink wink*)
Stunner of the Week
Winner
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A girl like you is too pretty to be spending her Saturday nights at Potterow
Runners up
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Drop a cheekbone tutorial right this second.
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Call me crazy but I THINK it’s this stunner’s birthday
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Not a single one of you missed in this picture
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These outfits ate so much I heard that these ladies ended up in a food coma
Creeper of the Week
Winner
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Uh oh I think Timothee has spotted a peach across the dance floor…
Runners up
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I think you’ve taken the phrase ‘devil on my shoulder’ a bit too far
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Clubbers of the Week is proud to present you with an exclusive deleted scene from the hit Netflix show ‘You’:
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I think bro in the back is the other woman
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An accurate depiction of my deadlines sneaking up on me
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Run.
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Wanker of the Week
Winner
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If the last word on that shirt is ‘look’, I’m going to need you to burn it.
Runners up
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There is only one wanker in this picture and I’ll give you a hint – he’s not wearing a shirt
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Law boys default into this category I’m afraid
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BAN men with caps in clubs
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I stand by my point.
Hero of the Week
Winner
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I wonder how many couples he broke up this Valentines’…
Runners up
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I hope everyone’s reading week looks like this
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How did you sneak that past the bouncer…
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I would let these men hold my drink.
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He’s got the guy on the right mesmerised with his immaculate vibes
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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If this woman has zero fans, then I am dead.
Runners up
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Power move if that number is your body count
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We love girls supporting girls
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The true support system in this picture is that top (friends come close second)
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Only the most heroic women can survive WhyNot in Valentine’s week
WTF moment of the Week
Winner
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And this… is exactly what I mean by that
Runners up
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How much do you want to bet these two met on the night?
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This is my Superbowl
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I don’t think that’s the type of cake you’re meant to eat…
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“Mom I want you to meet my online girlfriend”
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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There is so much spite behind those eyes
Runners up
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No seriously, I hope the guy in the centre is watching his back
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(Guys this is the part of the song where you put up your hands)
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He may be frowning but that moustache is smiling
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Has anyone checked in on the guy in the middle???
Album cover of the week
Winner
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Subway is giving the Jazz bar a run for its money
Runners up
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This may not be an album cover but it does look like a spotify ad for live gigs
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When are we getting this rom-com on our screens?
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There is something so beautiful about this that it almost makes me forget how icky Cowgate is
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That hair flick!!
Best of the Rest
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You weren’t creeper this week, but don’t worry, there is always space for you in these posts
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Tom Hiddleston??? Is that you??
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Me looking at my roster after Valentine’s day (I have zero guys on my roster)
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Well that makes one of us!
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WHAT is going on behind the camera???
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How I’ll be after I get these stupid midterms out the way
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Number 69 reveal yourself.
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It’s murder on the dancefloor…?
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Not a single person in this photo is on the same wavelength and I love it.
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And finally… point at the person who spent Valentines’ day alone!
Photographer Credits
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub