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Clubbers of the Week: Everyone ate in Week Eight
If you wore a hoodie and jeans to go clubbing on Halloween get a grip
Whether you’ve spent the past two weeks on a liver-destroying bender, probably wearing the same outfit the entire time, or you decided to just go hard for Halloween itself I’m impressed you made it into a club – the scariest thing this week was the queue going to Hive.
From Halloweekend last week to last night, here are some of the most iconic scenes from Cowgate and beyond:
Stunner of the Week
Winner
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Suspiciously prepared for this photo
Runners Up
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Group costumes >>>
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Not convinced you should’ve been trusted with a sparkler but at least it made for a good pic
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Triple the danger, triple the aesthetic
Creeper of the Week
Winner
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I feel uncomfortable
Runners Up
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“Sorry we’re out of VKs”
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I can’t tell if you’re going to hit me, rob me, or say something that verges on harassment, either way please leave
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Did he bring a cardboard cutout of himself??
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I thought this was a normal pic at first – then I saw the baby
Wanker of the Week
Winner
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Spoiled for choice for wankers this week
Runners Up
Most Read
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If I see another guy doing this exact pose I’m out of here
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That one friend who always complains about the groups choice of club (they suggested Hive)
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Leave.
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHYNOT
Hero of the Week
Winner
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The camaraderie of clubbers when someone loses something on the floor is something else
Runners Up
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Who would win a conga battle – the bananas or the copy-and-paste crew
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If you need to break through the crowd this is the guy to go to
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A hero for surviving a club job during Halloween
Heroine of the Week
Winner
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nine ams on a Thursday are meant to be missed
Runners Up
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Just write the whole of Thursday off at this point (also maybe happy birthday?)
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Everyone needs to be this dedicated to the bit
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If we had a ‘happiest clubber’ section she’d definitely win
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I don’t know what business a microphone has in a club (wooden spoon supremacy) but slay
WTF moments of the Week
Winner
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This would stop me from sleeping if I turned around to see this
Runners Up
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When you see the moon
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Clearly only one person here got the memo
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Taking your costume a bit too seriously there
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With that look you know there’s some history there
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
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How do all four of you not want to be there
Runners Up
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That time of night when you become painfully aware that you’re in Hive
![](https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/9/files/2023/11/398146335-752275163606644-6687911404811596077-n-1024x683.jpg)
How I act vs how I feel when someone says “let’s get another shot”
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Me to the randoms pulling up next to me
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When you’re already having a bad night and some kid comes up to you and asks if you want to help him steal the moon
Best of the Rest
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This really deserves its own category
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Locked and loaded
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I want to hate this picture but for some reason I don’t
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Good luck getting out of TAMA after making that threat (this counts an award!)
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The stare into the lens, the shocked face, the Mario brothers, this image will be studied in the future
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How has this happened two weeks in a row
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I respect the lights those things probably scratch like hell
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Apparently I need to go to WhyNot more often
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For once everyone (including the photobombers) are actually looking at the camera
Photographer Credits
Subway Cowgate: David Stewart
The Hive: Thomas Image Photography
Why Not Nightclub: Keelan Bond
Horror Story (Potterrow): Neil Stewart