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Monzo Wrapped is a menace to modern society and these 16 tweets prove it
I couldn’t be further in denial about my spending if I was in Egypt itself
2023 has been the year that companies have decided to let you know in a fun way how much data it has on you, and Monzo decided this year to release its own version of Spotify Wrapped. Monzo Wrapped breaks down how much you spent on different places, if you were in the top per cent of spenders for a certain store, and how many transactions you made.
There’s nothing more humbling than seeing this data in the festive period and having to confront the fact that I am still financially irresponsible. 2024 is going to be the year I get it together, I can feel it. But without further ado, please enjoy these 16 tweets about Monzo Wrapped so you can ignore how deep into your overdraft you are.
1. Monzo is saying what we’re all thinking
This is what my Monzo wrapped basically said to me… pic.twitter.com/VditZiMU4k
— Sophie Rhone (@SophieRhone) December 18, 2023
2. It’s not very festive
Monzo wrapped is a sick joke
— abs šµšøšØš©šøš© (@__abisola) December 18, 2023
3. I’m traumatised
Just got my Monzo wrapped ?? pic.twitter.com/YbyDvq06Oi
— L D N _ L E Wš¦©S (@LDN_Lewis) December 18, 2023
4. I love stats but I’m in severe denial about how much I spend on takeout
Not sure who at Monzo decided doing Spotify Wrapped but for banking was a fun Christmassy idea but please no
— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) December 18, 2023
5. A perfectly formed map
If they did a map of monzo card users it would be like the pret location map
— Y (@tinscognito__) December 18, 2023
6. Monzo is taking no prisoners
Monzo pls I am just a disabled girlie who needs everything delivered ššš pic.twitter.com/Jxsv45yrJ9
— DāØš©š²š§š§ (@xroachesandrats) December 18, 2023
7. It’s just cruel at this point
Monzo doing a wrapped is insane why the hell are you giving me an animated graphic about how I'm making horrible financial decisions while being broke
— Black Woman Admirer (@water_is_rad) December 18, 2023
8. I feel so ashamed
Me after Monzo decides to tell me exactly how many Deliveroos I ordered this year pic.twitter.com/UnRCSzOLRn
— Calgie (@christiancalgie) December 18, 2023
9. No Monzo, I’m really not
https://twitter.com/mcrtart/status/1736815580232265892?t=WHtO676KFtcWoNb56dJa_g&s=07&fbclid=IwAR1T6qyrGEaSKFB-KmkYASxY3lQ2PrZ9R53gX0dVUk2xoUi4-Eb32_sJp7g
10. Monzo came through with the proof
Why would I bank with a normal bank when monzo just called me a big and greedy broke alcoholic with the receipts to prove it
— goofy broad šµšø LADY ROSE HANBURY STAN (@HANTIFA_) December 18, 2023
11. I feel personally bullied by my Monzo Wrapped
Now why would my Monzo 2023 wrapped up think itās a good idea to tell me that I was in the top 5% of spenders in Nandoās? Was that even necessary? š„¹
— Ī²ÅĪVŅ ĦĘʤʤĘā¬ (@KushKryptonite) December 19, 2023
12. I would never open the app again
Iām so glad I donāt have monzo because Iād rather be dead than see a breakdown of what Iāve spent money on this year .. why would you put yourself through that!
— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) December 18, 2023
13. I’d really rather not thank you x
Notification from Monzo:
āCheck out your spending for 2023āMe: pic.twitter.com/f06kZ1updN
— š (@becoolmoz) December 18, 2023
14. Ladies, check your man’s Monzo Wrapped right now
Why Monzo snitching like this I thought we were tight pic.twitter.com/AxFspbS39d
— D (@davyboytellem) December 18, 2023
15. The inner tory really popped off
Monzo telling me Iām in the top 5% for both M&S Food and Pret pic.twitter.com/wXYZUdGRfV
— lucy (@lucygabs) December 18, 2023
16. Put that figure on the dating profile asap
Top 5% for the Wetherspoons app? I regret nothing @monzo. pic.twitter.com/3jOpCLuqnP
— Dr David Jeffery (@DrDavidJeffery) December 19, 2023
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