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Clubbers of the Week: Seeing double in Week Two
You can save the academic comeback for next year x
Refreshers may be a distant memory (if you have any at all) but that hasn’t stopped Edinburgh’s best and worst clubbers from hitting the town this week – and eventually the pavement. We have truly seen it all this week:
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
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The outfits, the hair, the poses, the jewellery, the smiles – you guys have truly mastered the club photo
Runners Up:
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Ignoring some questionable venom choices (mango is really the only correct answer) but this list wouldn’t make sense without these smiles
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I wish this was in Big Cheese for obvious reasons but nobody is this happy there
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Finally, an actual happy birthday – this is why you celebrate in Subway and not WhyNot guys xoxo
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The golden retriever and black cat trend has finally made it into Clubbers of the Week
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
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This is some uncanny valley type shenanigans – why do most of you look as if you’ve never seen a camera?
Runners Up:
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You need an exorcism x
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Why are you posing like you’ve caught her?
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Make that two exorcisms actually
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This was not your moment to shine my friend
Hero of the Week
Winner:
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Clearly the council can party too
Runners Up:
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I can hear the “IT’S BEREALLLLL” from here
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Where did you come from, where did you go?
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I have never seen someone this happy to be in Big Cheese gotta respect it
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
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I need to know where you bought this it’s beautiful
Runners Up:
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It took me a double take to see the issue with this picture
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Spreading the love
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Absolutely stealing the show
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
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From the dodgy moustache to the matching outfits – you all deserve this prize x
Runners Up:
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No comment
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This one is purely based on vibes (sorry)
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How I wish I could just put ew as the caption for all of the posts in this section
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner:
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How you’ve found this much space on the stage AND convinced all your friends that the club floor isn’t going to give them diseases is beyond me
Runners Up:
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Rock onnnnn
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Me trying to explain why day drinking in Potterrow helps me write essays
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Don’t think you’re famous enough to be scared of the paparazzi guys
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Bit of bromance
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner:
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That Big Cheese stare, those vacant eyes
Runners Up:
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I can’t tell if you are just terrified to be around this many women
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When the drink starts tasting like ‘I’m only a student for two more years’
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A Fess Up Friday rant is needed – WHAT HAPPENED??
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I feel you girl
Best of the Rest
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Out here looking like my pro clubs player
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Sorry to my friends but I want this group instead
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I still can’t get over the fact that you did this ON THE CLUB FLOOR
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Why are you always hereeeeeee?
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Y’all are too pretty for Big Cheese, EUSA doesn’t deserve you
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More excited to see the photographer than Dick and Dom
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This is Subway not Vogue
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POV: you’re in front of the Tesco self service camera
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This article could just be an ad for Subway at this point
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Trying to charm the bouncer while pretending to be sober
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese