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Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
Blame hive for releasing their pictures late for the random St Paddy’s day pics. Actually, just blame Hive for everything.
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
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Genuinely in love with you both LOOK AT THOSE SMILES <3
Runners Up:
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I AM ON MY KNEEEES
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MOTHERINGGGG
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PLEASE drop the skincare routine ladies
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Bringing those spring vibes to Big Cheese
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
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EWWW, BROTHER, EWWWW, WHATS THAT BROTHER
Runners Up:
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“Your boyfriend doesn’t need to know”
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On the prowl
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You’d be typecast as the small town high school bully
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If you’re going to photobomb atleast be funny x
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner:
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I think everyone’s third wheeling here
Runners Up:
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More of a tricycle than a third wheel
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Not your moment bro
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Who’s even the third wheel here?
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
Most Read
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If we can contain the mewing to WhyNot that would be greatly appreciated
Runners Up:
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Don’t think this is going to get Margot Robbie’s attention anytime soon x
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Lewis Capaldi from Wish
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You definitely made your teacher’s lives miserable
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“Put up the number of times tables you know!”
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner:
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Just a Hive girly surviving in a Big Cheese world
Runners Up:
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You’ve just met THE Captain Morgan
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Crack a smile, you’re in Subway it’s not getting any better
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This is some diabolical game
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One smile out of four is wild even for Big Cheese
Best of the Rest
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Rock on queen
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Everyone’s opposite person matches somehow and I love it
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Always photo ready
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Genuinely where is everyone finding these dentists in Edinburgh?
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Some of Subway’s cutest smiles making up for the boring sods earlier
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There’s no amount of money I would accept to eat food inside of WhyNot
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The perfect setup doesn’t exi-
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You are who I am in my dreams
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How it must feel to meet the writer(s) of clubbers of the week 🙂
Photographer Credits:
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive