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Stop itching for a second and enjoy these memes about the current bed bug hell
Apparently, the UK could be heading towards a huge bed bug invasion
So, Paris is currently overrun with bed bugs and it truly looks like hell.
With TikTok literally crawling with videos of people sharing their bed bug experiences, the tiny blood-sucking horrors are swarming the Paris Metro, airports, hotels and cinemas across the city. So much so that Paris’ deputy mayor actually warned people that “no one is safe” with the infestation and demanded urgent action to tackle the chaos before next year’s Olympics.
But with London just over two hours from Paris on the Eurostar, people in the UK are freaking out that the bed bugs are coming to get us next.
Bed bugs are notoriously hard to get rid of and, according to people who have had them, can really ruin people’s lives. They normally live from four to six months meaning they can vary easily survive the journey over to the UK clung onto people’s luggage and clothes. And now all the fashion girlies will be heading back from Paris
Bed bug experts say that although the UK already has a number of bed bugs, numbers could increase “without a shadow of a doubt” because of the Paris outbreak. “I have known people go on day trips to Paris not even staying in hotels or other high-risk activities and come back with them. Paris has been a popular link for the last six years,” David Cain, founder of Bed Bugs LTD said.
So, stop your itching and enjoy the most hilarious memes about the current bed bug infestation:
I CAN SEE THROUGH THEIR PLOY
The bedbugs now have a marketing team pic.twitter.com/qOsTiHEbOO
— naomi (@_n_aom_i) October 4, 2023
They just wanted to see the Eiffel Tower and Mona Lisa!
the bedbugs 2 weeks ago https://t.co/hEEDvK5EDX
— home depop (@ballroomdan) October 4, 2023
These bed bugs are giving Mr Worldwide
https://twitter.com/hirsicouture/status/1708934980733214845?s=46&t=v2Hd7iVAW4SMBuostwY8tQ
I am truly in hell
Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite was supposed to be a lil jokey joke
— _S🦂 (@Sadeee_x) October 2, 2023
Suddenly I’m itchy all over
someone in paris didn’t say “goodnight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” and now we might have a bed bug epidemic
— AM1R (@amz03__) October 4, 2023
Putting myself on house arrest
@bonnetedasian
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Sorry but, why do bed bugs have people sticking up for them?
bed bugs PR team: https://t.co/OG8o0nqVw3
— bone apple teeth (@liveauthentic_) October 4, 2023
You’re welcome x
https://twitter.com/girlbossonfilm/status/1709352855524536764?s=20
Not the sun lounger and Pina Coladas
Do you guys know how hard it is to get rid of bed bugs? I worked in homelessness. We once paid £70k to get the entire building heated to 80C for a week. We came to the bedbugs enjoying the heat, like they were on a sun lounger and sipping Pina Coladas
— s (@jesuissamii) October 2, 2023
Think we just need to listen to Ellie in these trying times
https://twitter.com/myloxnyloto/status/1709510166570270951?s=20
Big slay from the bed bugs really isn’t it
https://twitter.com/uncooljerk/status/1708909132126843350?s=20
Carrie Bradshaw started the bed bug infestation, pass it on
As I sit here reading news of the bed bug infestation in Paris, I couldn't help but wonder, when will there be a man in bed for me to bug? pic.twitter.com/daXfBP8jsz
— Southern Homo (@SouthernHomo) October 4, 2023
Stop saying they’re in the UK I need peace
@historyoflondon i am absolutely TERRIFIED, pls tell me i am not the only one who is paranoid & anxious about this entire situation?? #london #londonunderground #tube #historyoflondon #fyp
They’re truly flourishing right now
Bed bugs when the first bed was invented pic.twitter.com/aIP0lD7Ll5
— 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪 (@sammy__dray) October 4, 2023
Bring back lockdown
Yall said Roaring 20s and the rats, floods, polio and bed bugs came back.
— Steven Underwood (@blaqueword) October 4, 2023
Bed bugs slowly becoming everyone’s Roman Empire
I’ll be going about my day and every 20 minutes my brain goes “nah these bedbugs”
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) October 3, 2023
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