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Uh oh, this optical illusion tells you if you’ll have good luck or the worst year yet
Excited for my worst year ever!!
Fix the One Day-shaped hole in your heart with these adorable new behind the scenes pics
Leo Woodall keeping us FED right now
From Wonka to Saltburn: Every time Oxford and Cambridge Unis have been used for filming
Okay but imagine ‘loaning’ your halls room to Jacob Elordi
These are the fancy private schools sending the most students to Oxbridge in 2024
Eton isn’t actually top!
One Day: Dex and Em’s full handwritten letters are here, and I’m crying all over again
My life is infinitely better now I know what Dexter’s handwriting looks like
Choose your heartbreak! All the crazy parallels between One Day and Normal People
Dex’s signet ring vs Connell’s chain
‘We had natural chemistry’: Everything Ambika Mod has said about playing Emma in One Day
She shared her favourite line which was cut from the show
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
‘It was a gift’: Everything Leo Woodall has said about playing Dexter in One Day
Crying at him calling his own character ‘a tit’
It’s official, these are the state schools sending the most students to Oxbridge in 2024
One of them gets more Oxbridge offers than Eton
All the glaring plot holes you missed in One Day that will now annoy you forever
I can never look at the show the same again
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
One uni has already made its own version of The Glasgow Wonka experience and it’s chaos
They even had their own sad Oompa Loompa
The full Wonka experience script is in, and it’s more chaotic than we ever thought
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
Wait, it turns out The Simpsons predicted the Glasgow Wonka carnage over 30 years ago
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
People are getting mugged off by a Tesco voucher which adds a vibrator to your basket
Every little helps!
Stuck in a Kate Middleton rabbit hole? The all-time wildest Royal Family conspiracy theories
Remember when everyone thought the Queen was reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby??
Stop crying over your single jelly bean and laugh at these 26 Wonka experience memes
It’s a wild time to be on the internet right now
Guys stay calm, but everyone is convinced Gypsy Rose Blanchard is pregnant right now
Her husband posted a photo of him with his hand on her stomach
‘It’s embarrassing’: The Oompa Loompa from the Wonka experience has finally spoken out
She still hasn’t been paid for the event
Man who played Wonka in Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘experience’ speaks out about the chaos
He was told to give each kid one single jelly bean
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
You can only call yourself a TV expert if you can spot all 40 of these iconic telly moments
Finally putting your niche reality TV knowledge to the test!
As if we’ve not cried enough, One Day’s screenwriter just revealed MORE hidden symbolism
English teachers lapping this up as we speak
Cheers! These are the Russell Group universities where students spend the most on nights out
Finally a league table Oxford isn’t at the top of
Everything we know about Maddy, Dex’s new girlfriend who is mysteriously cut from the show
Both One Day’s book and film gave Dexter a new girlfriend after Emma
One Day’s creative director reveals how they initially shot two endings for the show
You’re telling me this NOW??
This is what Emma would have looked like in old age if One Day’s ending was different
Just delusioning myself that this is real rn x
Wait, does this TikTok catch Paul Mescal in the act of running away from one night stands?
Training for my Paul Mescal marathon even harder rn
This viral maths puzzle is supposed to be ‘easy’ but it’s left everyone flummoxed
Resitting my maths GCSE as we speak
These cute Leo Woodall and Ambika Mod off-screen moments prove they’re besties in real life
They both have nicknames for each other
Revealed: These are officially the druggiest UK universities in 2024
A Tab survey found 90 per cent of students at one uni admitted to doing drugs
This hidden symbolism you missed in One Day makes the ending even more gut-wrenching
David Nicholls you will be paying for my therapy
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
Um, people got caught having tent sex in The 1975 queue, and now my eyes hurt
Someone listened to their song ‘Sex’ a little too hard
There’s a hidden meaning in these bed shots of Emma and Dex, and it’s adorable
Just when we thought we couldn’t love them anymore
Everything David Nicholls, author of One Day, has said about the TV show adaptation
He said Leo Woodall and Ambika Mod are ‘wonderful together’
One Day: All the differences from the book that I honestly wish I’d never found out
Dex and Tilly sleep together in the book??
A group of students are suing their university after it scrapped its black history course
They have hired lawyers due to ‘racial discrimination and breach of contract’
These are the Russell Group universities where students are most addicted to vaping in 2024
A Tab survey found 56 per cent of Russell Group students are addicted to vaping
Buckle up, this viral cow maths puzzle has truly fried everyone’s brains
The maths is not mathing right now
One Day’s Leo Woodall said he had a ‘horrible experience’ filming up Arthur’s Seat
I’ll never watch this scene the same again
Just 14 vibey One Day behind the scenes pics that will make you love the cast even more
I would drop everything to be mates with them
Teresa Smith, known as Queeziel0cthevoice for singing on TikTok, has died
She was known for her ‘although enjoyment’ Billie Eilish covers on TikTok
Guys, this is your PSA that the Gogglebox icons will be reacting to Saltburn tonight
Seated for Jenny and Lee screaming at the grave scene
Not getting your nine grand’s worth? These are the stingiest Russell Group unis in 2024
I am begging you to replace my halls mattress
A cheeky look inside The LinkedIn profiles of The Apprentice 2024 candidates
Can’t believe none of them have fishcake crumble listed as a skill
Explained: Steven Bartlett’s real connection to *those* Huel adverts you see everywhere
The ad fails to mention he is on Huel’s board of directors
These are the Russell Group unis with the most overcrowded lectures and seminars in 2024
You’re just taking one for the team when you skip that pesky 9am
One Day: What is St Swithin’s Day and why is it so symbolic in the show?
The way this has broken my heart a million times more
What’s occurring?? Ruth Jones says Gavin and Stacey return is ‘sadly a rumour’
I am literally so confused
How do you play Are You There Moriarty? The weirdly posh game from One Day
Catch me whipping this out at my next pres
You’ll forever be single if you can’t work out this Valentine’s Day optical illusion
This just made me crave Love Hearts tbh
Guys, TikTok’s new ‘Take the man out of the city’ viral sound is sung by Joe Keery?!
Not THE Steve Harrington soundtracking all the TikTok girlies
The unis where students are most addicted to vaping in 2024, and what their habits are
A Tab survey found 57 per cent of students are addicted to vaping
These seven Russell Group universities just got named as the best in the world right now
No prizes for guessing which came top
One Day’s Ambika Mod has spoken out about filming THAT heartbreaking box room scene
Sending my therapy bill to the people who made this show
Explained: What the Home Office international students cheating scandal is actually about
Lawyers have likened to the Post Office scandal
Stop trying to read Travis Kelce’s screaming lips and laugh at these 23 Super Bowl memes
Still deluding myself that Justin Bieber might perform x
Snore! These are officially the most boring grad jobs of 2024, so you know what to avoid
It’s a bad day for the finance bro you regrettably shagged in Freshers’
Guys, apparently what you see in this optical illusion tells you your ‘hidden brain power’
Adding that I have hidden powers to my CV x
Mother of student stabbed to death at a uni campus makes tribute to ‘kind’ and ‘loving’ son
She also warned against other students using knives
From Edinburgh Uni to Greece: All of the stunning real-life filming locations of One Day
This made me wanna study at Edinburgh so badly
Student sentenced to life in prison after stabbing another student to death at a uni campus
Kwabena Osei-Poku was murdered in April 2023
This ‘woman in a boat’ riddle is going viral on TikTok for scrambling everyone’s heads
Not the picture of Einstein on there just to rub it in
Only girlies with mild childhood trauma will get these ‘card declined at therapy’ memes
Don’t mind me just sending the bill to my high school friendship group
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Um, a grad dressed up as Jacob Elordi in Saltburn wearing a full-on inflatable bath on the tube
Barry slurping VK out of the costume not pictured
Revealed: These are officially the trickiest Oxbridge courses to get a spot on in 2024
Brb changing my entire degree just to get the chance to wear a silly little gown
Girl says she can’t make an 8am meeting at her new job because she has a workout class
One person came for her saying ‘You just started this job, I don’t give a flying sh*t about your workout class’
The Apprentice’s Dr Asif said ‘Have you ever met a beautiful feminist?’ in resurfaced video
His company also shared a number of tweets by Andrew Tate
The woman from *that* viral window video has shared the real story behind the flashing
She also wet herself while she was upside down
Um, what is happening on TikTok right now? Here’s why all your videos are now silent
Sounds by Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Olivia Rodrigo have all been removed
This is where all the cast of The Apprentice 2024 went to university and what they studied
Of course we’ve got some netball girlies in there
Prove you’re a faithful by solving this The Traitors optical illusion in under 20 seconds
This fixed the Claudia Winkleman shaped hole in my life x
These are the UK unis everyone is obsessing over right now, based on Wikipedia views
As if Oxford needed more bragging rights
The new ‘legging legs’ trend is so toxic that videos are now being removed by TikTok
It’s as grim as it sounds
Revealed: These are officially the grad jobs that will be hardest to secure in 2024
Now’s looking like the perfect time for a panic masters
Inside The Traitors winner Harry’s party where he played Murder on the Dancefloor on repeat
He spent the first £2k of his winnings on drinks
‘I regret it’: The girl who claimed to be Madeleine McCann FINALLY speaks out about it all
Julia had everyone shook last year when she was completely convinced she was Maddie
Harry from The Traitors has just addressed the rumours about his relationship with Mollie
Mollie also said he promised her a holiday
This is what Paul Mescal actually licked off Andrew Scott’s chest in All of Us Strangers
‘It was actually quite tasty’
Harry from The Traitors has promised Mollie a holiday after betraying her in the final
I would be demanding a world cruise if someone stole £50k off me tbh
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
One of The Traitors contestants has already set up a Cameo and of course, it’s queen Diane
Brb gonna ask what her favourite brand of fizzy rosé is
Explained: This is what the Russell Group admissions scandal is actually about
A Times investigation found international students are being accepted onto A* requirement courses with D grades
From famous girlfriends to babies: A look inside the love lives of The Traitors cast
Still not over Harry dating Conor Maynard’s sister
So, there’s another huge plot hole in Fool Me Once and Harlan Coben says it’s ‘obvious’
I’m either really stupid or this is just not obvious
Inside Evie from The Traitors’ wholesome life and relationship with wife Kayleigh
Not everyone only starting to obsess over her at the final hour
A ranking of all The Traitors challenges from snooze fest to Diane’s funeral level iconic
Charlie’s ‘FOR BRISTOL’ redeemed most of these tbh
These are the most popular Oxbridge subjects people are desperate to get onto in 2024
Catch me applying for the most niche course to secure the bragging rights
One year on from her ‘manic episode’ on TikTok, Gabbie Hanna is back as a Zumba teacher
Last year she concerned fans after she posted 140 TikToks in less than 24 hours and let a stranger into her house
Guys, a student on TikTok has found a hack for free Circuit Laundry and my life is changed
Student bank accounts everywhere crying with happiness rn
A student who ‘joked’ about blowing up his plane on Snapchat is now on trial over it
The message read: ‘On my way to blow up the plane’ and caused two Spanish fighter jets to be sent out
Last year’s The Traitors contestants have predicted this year’s winner and I’m fully shook
‘I do think Andrew is gonna win’
These are the easiest Russell Group universities to get an unconditional offer from in 2024
And there you were suffering through your A Levels for nothing
Is your uni IN right now? The official most popular Russell Group universities of 2024
Bit awks for Oxford and Cambridge
Student terrorised flatmate by chasing her with a knife and pouring vodka in her eyes
The ‘unhinged’ St Andrews student also set fire to his flatmate’s room
Everything Zayn Malik has been up to, from dad duties to getting run over at Fashion Week
He started his own mocktail brand called Mixoloshe
Ranked: These are officially the most oversubscribed Russell Group universities
If you want to boost your ego about actually getting in
A man has been arrested for stalking Taylor Swift outside her apartment in New York
He allegedly tried to break into her apartment with flowers
Wizards of Waverly Place is coming back! A look at the wild cast transformations 17 years on
Max had a GLOW UP
Named and shamed: These are officially the whitest Russell Group universities in 2024
On average, Russell Group unis are 65 per cent white
From shock son reveal to camp funeral: Diane from The Traitors’ most iconic moments ranked
‘But Ross is’ has changed culture forever
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
RIP Diane: Wipe your tears and enjoy these The Traitors memes from last night’s masterpiece
Our queen got the state send off she deserved
So, it turns out Apple has a rule where villains in movies and shows can’t have iPhones
The way this is going to spoil every single show you watch now
Brace yourself, this optical illusion will tell you if you’re a loner or if you crave love
Alexa play All By Myself
This is the insane amount Lindsay Lohan got paid for her one-scene cameo in Mean Girls
Cursing my parents for not forcing me to be a child star
These are officially the filthiest UK uni cities, so please go wash your crusty bedding
Nah refusing to believe Newcastle is the cleanest uni
Attention film girlies! These are the uni cities where a cinema ticket costs you the most
Imagine having to fork out over 15 quid to see Saltburn
Stop slurping on your huge cup for a sec and enjoy these 13 ‘This was my Stanley cup’ memes
Nothing tasted better than water out of those Maccies Coke glasses
Matthew Perry was honoured with an emotional tribute at the Emmy Awards last night
They played an acoustic version of I’ll Be There for You and I’m not ok
Just 21 celebs Gypsy Rose Blanchard now has more followers than since leaving prison
Not her having more followers than actual Hillary Clinton
Omg, Harry Styles was nearly cast as Glen Coco in the new Mean Girls movie, says director
We really missed out on the cameo of the century
23-year-old heir to £230 million pie company fortune accused of stabbing best friend to death
Dylan Thomas has been charged with murder after his housemate William Bush was stabbed on Christmas Eve
Okay but, who is Josh and why is he all over your feed right now? Josh memes explained
It’s Josh o’clock somewhere!
As 10 year olds raid Sephora, these 11 things were our generation’s version of Drunk Elephant
Need an EOS lip balm just to feel something again
Russell Group student stalked lecturer and booked registry office for their imaginary wedding
He also printed out pictures of her six year old son and called himself her ‘husband’ and ‘dear slave’
Inside Paul from The Traitors’ life when he’s not backstabbing everyone on the telly
His girlfriend is an influencer
Omg, Gypsy Rose Blanchard has already bought baby clothes for future kids with husband Ryan
Baby Blanchard!?
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
What is the sleepy girl mocktail on TikTok? The viral drink giving people ‘insane sleeps’
On a mission to find tart cherry juice rn
People are calling out Gypsy Rose Blanchard for being ‘egotistical’ and ‘milking’ her story
‘She’s loving the attention’
It’s all over TikTok, so where did the ‘Oh that’s not…’ Kelly Osbourne trend come from?
She is never living this down
Stanley cup craze explained: Why everyone is going feral for a water bottle right now
An expert said: ‘What people are buying is a sense of belonging’
So, Gypsy Rose Blanchard now wants Millie Bobby Brown to play her in a movie about her life
‘I think she would be so good at playing me’
This is the real reason why Gillian Anderson wore THAT iconic dress to the Golden Globes
So Jean Milburn of her
From red carpets to ice skating: Inside Gypsy Rose’s New York trip with husband Ryan
Welcome to New York (Gypsy’s Version)
Erm, people on TikTok are trying to cancel Stanley cups for apparently giving you wrinkles
Why can’t we have anything nice?
‘She’s all about girl power’: Everything Gypsy Rose has said about loving Taylor Swift
Her favourite song is Karma!
‘Thanks it’s Depop!’: These are the UK universities with the most Depop and Vinted girlies
AKA the skinny scarf uni ranking
Only people with the ‘sharpest vision’ can spot the odd orange in under four seconds
Heading to Specsavers rn
We asked a psychologist why everyone is so obsessed with Gypsy Rose Blanchard right now
It comes from a ‘desire to understand the human psyche in extreme circumstances’
Who is Harry from The Traitors? The 23 year old army engineer dating Anna Maynard
His girlfriend is the sister of Jack and Conor Maynard
The most shocking revelations you should know from the new Jeffrey Epstein court documents
Names mentioned include Michael Jackson, Stephen Hawking, Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio
The Traitors is back! Prove you’re a faithful and laugh at these 22 first episode memes
All hail queen Diane
One month on, here’s what Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been up to since leaving prison
She just got the cutest new puppy!!
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
Rishi Sunak called ‘evil’ for boasting about new changes to international student visa rules
‘First day of the year gleefully announcing splitting up families is crazy to me’
Where is Nicholas Godejohn now? Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s ex convicted of murder
He was charged with the murder of Dee Dee Blanchard in 2018
So, apparently if you get the answer to this TikTok riddle right then you’re a psychopath
Pass me the handcuffs!
The grad who went viral for crying about working a nine to five has just lost her job
‘To go through the whole hiring process again is actually going to kill me’
Who is Ryan Anderson? Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s husband who she married in prison
Gypsy Rose Blanchard was released from prison yesterday
Can you actually pass this 2023 British Citizenship Test? You need 75 per cent to live here
Sorry but in what world is the ‘Act of Habeas Corpus’ common knowledge??
Plan a uni night out and we’ll tell you whether you went to private school or not
If you have Whispering Angel for pres then I’ve got some bad news for you
Only people with the highest IQs can spot the hidden light bulb in this optical illusion
I have been staring at this for what feels like 32 years
Jude Law is hot, but it’s time to talk about these five glaring plot holes in The Holiday
You’re telling me his five-year-old daughter has a phone??
So, apparently Harry Styles went to someone’s uni halls and cleaned their flat for two hours
He was reportedly ‘appalled’ at how dirty it was
From Oxford to Newcastle, this is where all the Love Actually cast went to uni
Of course the guy playing our Prime Minister went to Oxford
The most painfully expensive private schools in the UK, for all you rahs in training
Eton doesn’t even make the top five!
Grab your tinsel because these are the most festive Gilmore Girls episodes of all time
Just wanna spend Christmas in Stars Hollow is that too much to ask
Sparkle and shine: I was one of the kids in Nativity and this is what it was actually like
The graduate said Mr Poppy used to play hand games with them between filming
Where is Mason Ramsey, the kid who went viral for yodelling in a Walmart now?
He did a stint working at Subway
So, people are just realising that Matt Rife once fully went for the Walmart yodelling kid
He mocked the 12-year old’s birthmark
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
‘I’ve always liked making money’: Every revelation from Lydia Millen’s podcast interview
Talking to Grace Beverley, she said cancel culture is ‘out of hand’ and ‘destructive’
Guys, stay calm but Netflix has finally revealed the date for Bridgerton season three
It’s coming in May!
Here’s how to get the creepy AI photo expander filter that you’re seeing all over TikTok
Can it expand my uni deadlines please x
Zara forced to apologise and remove ad campaign after being accused of ‘mocking Gaza’
Zara said it ‘regrets’ any ‘misunderstanding’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Flatcest and crusty toothpaste: The 28 signs you are the uni housemate from hell
If you do any of these then I’m afraid you’re the problem
Eggs thrown at Jewish students and Star of David ripped from neck in attacks at St Andrews
One student said: ‘It’s worrying. I think a lot of Jewish students don’t really feel supported through this’
An ultimate ranking of all of Harry Styles’ hair eras to help you get over his baldness
Hairless Styles is not the one
This map shows which UK areas have the most Oxbridge students and the north-south divide is real
Students in the south are twice as likely to get into Oxbridge as northern students
Zac Efron said he would be ‘honoured’ to play Matthew Perry in a biopic about him
‘I looked up to him, I learned comedic timing from that guy’
Ok, so who is singing in the new John Lewis Christmas advert 2023?
Why does it sound like the Go Compare man
Guys, the John Lewis Christmas advert is FINALLY here – but it’s a big flop
Where’s the cheesy cover song at?
Academic weapon! These are the uni degrees employers want the most, based on job ads
English lit isn’t anywhere on here, soz
From Madonna to Lady Gaga: All of the celebs who dropped out of university and why
I too would drop out if I was offered a multi-million pound acting career
This student had to drive 1,000 miles from Windsor to Aberdeen to take her driving test
It cost over £150 in petrol because she couldn’t get a slot near her
Harry Styles is now BALD so enjoy these 18 memes while you mourn the loss of his hair
Not Harry Styles without any hair to style!
Think you’re Oxford material? These are the most insane Oxbridge interview questions ever
‘What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were an ant?’
Explained: What is the invisible string theory on TikTok and where did it come from?
I have literally never felt more chronically single
Ranked: All of Lorelai’s boyfriends and romantic interests in Gilmore Girls
Big red flag if you’re a Christoper fan
Guys, the grandad who ate paint thinking it was yoghurt has died and I’m not okay
His granddaughter confirmed he passed away in a statement on Instagram
Feel like your degree is useless? Here are all the celebs with pointless uni degrees
I’m sure Cole Sprouse is really glad he studied geographical information systems and satellite imaging
Grace Beverley responds to allegations of her ‘illegal ad practices’ with her brand TALA
Another TikTok alleged that TALA ‘isn’t actually as sustainable as it wants to seem’
Uh oh! These are officially the Russell Group universities with the worst lecturers
Awks that Oxford and Cambridge are up there
Shoot your shot! These are the easiest Russell Group universities to get into in 2023
Liverpool applications skyrocketing rn
Introducing The Greggs Uni Guide: Unis ranked by number of Greggs within a mile of campus
First came The Good Uni Guide, then came The Tab’s Greggs Uni Guide
Olivia Rodrigo has a new boyfriend and it’s the guy from Enola Holmes, Louis Partridge
Apparently they’ve been ‘inseparable’
These are the Bake Off contestants who have gained the most Instagram followers so far
I would literally die for Saku
‘Too little too late’: Parents of students who have died by suicide criticise government plan
‘They’re just waiting for the bodies to stack up before they fix anything’
Charli D’Amelio called out for ‘cosplaying as working class’ for pretending to work at Walmart
She has an estimated net worth of $20 million
These are all the Russell Group universities where staff can still have relationships with students
Staff-student relationships are permitted at 18 Russell Group universities
From Twilight to Glee: All the celebs you forgot began their careers in Gilmore Girls
Not the High School Musical and Gilmore Girls crossover
Got £64k lying around? These are officially the UK’s best private schools in 2023
Some of these literally have their own art galleries
Uh oh! These are the uni degrees where you’re most likely to cheat on your partner
Shocked and upset computer science students are up there
Revealed: This is what percentage of Oxbridge students actually went to private school in 2023
Tories in training!
Omg, this girl sacked off uni to work on superyachts and says it’s just like Below Deck
Brb dropping out of uni now
The plot thickens: So, it turns out Lea Michele’s ‘illiteracy’ runs in her family
Her great-grandma was arrested for not being able to read or write
Sorry but Pumpkin patches are not only basic, they’re the biggest scam going
I fear this is all Zoella’s doing
Wait, people on TikTok are convinced that Taylor Swift is actually a secret spy novelist?
This might actually be too much of a coincidence
Not to alarm anyone, but the John Lewis Christmas advert is out TOMORROW
This year’s ad is called ‘Traditions Grow’
We asked ChatGPT for the best student Halloween costumes and they’re so 2012 it hurts
It literally suggested dressing up as an emoji and I’m upset
These students dressed up as Molly-Mae, Tommy and Bambi Fury for a night out and I’m obsessed
She even has Elly Belly!
Here’s how to do the new staircase TikTok trend that tells you how close you are to death
Some people literally just got a door so RIP I guess
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
Influencer Grace Beverley criticised for asking followers to buy her products to fund her wedding
She apparently has an estimated net worth of over £8 million
What, like it’s hard? These are the toughest subjects to get into at Oxbridge in 2023
One course only accepts 4.6 per cent of all the people who apply
Stay away! These are the unis where the most students are infected with Freshers’ Flu
Which uni has the biggest chorus of annoying coughing in lectures?
Accept it: Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones are secret soulmates and here’s the proof
This is every sad girl’s Roman Empire
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
Named and pictured: The Just Stop Oil students trashing your uni campuses this week
There have been Just Stop Oil protests at 10 UK unis so far this week
If the Gilmore Girls characters went to Russell Group unis this is where they’d go
Kirk would break a record for going to every single uni in the country at once
Is YOUR uni next? All the uni campuses that Just Stop Oil has hit so far this week
No uni is safe from the orange paint!
Revealed: These degree subjects see the most students drop out over mental health
On average, 278 humanities students drop out because of their mental health per year
Nap time! These are officially the most sleep deprived uni degrees in the UK
Sleepy girl era is CANCELLED for architecture students
The Russell Groups where students are the least happy with their uni’s mental health services
Today marks World Mental Health Day 2023
We asked ChatGPT how to make friends at uni and it’s safe to say you’ll be billy no mates forever
The main takeaway? Start as many campus flash mobs as you physically can
These are the worst Russell Group Students’ Unions in 2023, according to students
Uh oh – a third of Russell Group students think their SU is doing a bad job
Student forced to drop out after their university was unable to fund a sign language interpreter
The Brighton student said: ‘It’s devastating. I’m trying to remain strong and positive and just try to fight it as best I can’
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Man arrested over plot to kidnap Holly Willoughby: Here’s what we know
A man has just been charged with ‘soliciting to commit murder and incitement to commit kidnap’
Introducing girl ethics: The twin sister of girl maths that sums up all female friendships
‘I’m only wearing heels if you’re wearing heels’
This year’s most stunning uni room transformations that will put your dingy room to shame
Tell me why my room had silverfish and mould and some people have THIS
Stop itching for a second and enjoy these memes about the current bed bug hell
Apparently, the UK could be heading towards a huge bed bug invasion
Um, Suella Braverman stood on a guide dog so here are the best memes about Suella de Vil
Not her issuing an apology to all dogs
Think you’re smart enough? These are the easiest subjects to get into at Oxbridge in 2023
Applying for music at Oxford just for bragging rights really
Confirmed: easyJet owner easyGroup is actually suing the band easy life over their name
‘For those you that bought gig tickets and ended up on a budget flight to Tenerife, I apologise’
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
As she should! Taylor Swift is so important you can study her at these six universities
Enrolling for Swift studies at Queen Mary NOW
Hi Barbie! All the Russell Group unis ranked by just how many girlies study there
Imperial College London is just the equivalent of Barbie land apparently
These 11 UK universities just got recognised as some of the best on the planet
Your bog standard Russell Group might not make the cut here
Omg, ChatGPT can now give you up to date answers and is no longer limited to info from 2021
Uni lecturers are quaking right now
Um, TikToker Elphaba has bought a card machine and is charging fans a fiver for a selfie
She made over £65 at a Bristol student club night from photos with people
Oxford College asks students to sleep on mattresses in shared rooms due to RAAC in halls
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Circuit Laundry made £3.6 million in profit from students washing their smelly socks last year
The company directors made £435,000 EACH in 2022
‘Exhausted and useless’: The marking boycott has now delayed some students’ loans
Students at UWE in Bristol received their student finance payments late due to missing grades from the marking boycott
So, the reviews are in for Millie Bobby Brown’s new book and they’re pure savage
‘It was hot – the kind of heat that makes you yearn for the weather to cool down’ is genuinely one of the first lines
Okay but, who even is Russell and what is his Group? The Russell Group, explained
Apparently it’s named after a hotel?
Omg, next week’s strikes have been called off at 89 universities in the UK
Peak for the 42 unis that are still striking though
417 pills and 236 grams of ket: Here’s exactly which drugs police seized at Leeds Festival 2023
It was a big year for weed confiscations
Nine people were arrested for sexual assault at Leeds Festival this year
In one case, someone was arrested over the sexual assault of a 13-year-old girl
A nation in mourning: The most heartwarming TikToks from Wilko workers now it’s gone
Get me to the Llandudno Wilko leaving drinks now
Get that bag: These are the universities churning out the most CEOs in 2023
Basically just sack off the Russell Group
These are the best unis for every single subject, according to The Times Good Uni Guide
It’s a great day to be studying land and property management at Cambridge
STI-riddled unis: The university cities with the most cases of gonorrhoea
The government has issued a warning about cases among students
The rugby boy and the group chat obsessor: 18 types of people to avoid this Freshers’ Week
Stay away from the person who starts chants on the bus to the club
The whitest universities: The Russell Groups with the fewest ethnic minority students
Only 4.2 per cent of students from one university are from ethnic minority backgrounds
The Times Good Uni Guide is here! These are officially the best universities in the UK
Oxford isn’t actually top for once!
Fill your basket! What where you do your pre-uni shop says about your overall vibe
If you get all your uni stuff from John Lewis you definitely own a matching Le Creuset set
Uni halls denies making inappropriate comments to student who couldn’t afford rent
‘It is not our fault that you are unable to pay the amount of rent charged and that you do not come from a high-earning household’
Grants and free food: Everything UK unis are doing for students in the cost of living crisis
More than one in four universities run food banks for students
The Russell Group universities with the highest dropout rates, revealed
Around 390 students drop out of one Russell Group uni each year
It’s officially Gilmore Girls season! A look at the wild cast transformations 23 years on
Sorry but Logan has aged like fine wine
Strike a pose: These are 2023’s most Instagrammable UK universities
Not a sad grey concrete building in sight
Debunked: Are disposable vapes actually going to be banned in the UK from next week?
Say goodbye to your beloved blue razz lemonade… soon
We got ChatGPT to write Taylor Swift song lyrics and honestly, I can see this as her next single
‘Eternal Echoes (ChatGPT’s version)’
All of the easter eggs you might have missed in Olivia Rodrigo’s new album GUTS
Apparently ANOTHER song is also about Taylor Swift??
Ranked: These are officially the 20 best universities in the UK right now
Brb, applying to St Andrews and finding myself a prince
Ka-ching! These are the degrees you need to study to earn the highest grad salary in 2023
Sacrificing any self worth I have and switching to a Computer Science degree
Omg guys! The university marking boycott is officially over
We’re actually going to get our dissertations back!?
Five days of strikes have been confirmed at 140 UK universities for the start of term
UCU has released the exact dates starting this month
Want to romanticise your life? Here are the most boujee uni libraries in the UK
Catch me scrolling TikTok and doing no work in absolutely every one of them
This girl made a full on skirt out of Barbies for a festival and my jaw is on the floor
She bought the Barbies in a bundle from Vinted
RAAC: The first instances of dangerous concrete have been identified at these UK universities
St Andrews Student Union Club will be closed for Freshers’ Week
Here’s what happens in season three of Bridgerton based on the books
Omg, it ends with the entire ton finding out who Lady Whistledown is
We asked ChatGPT for a uni packing list and it’s absolutely unhinged
Adding an inflatable T-Rex costume and bubble wrap suit to my IKEA basket as we speak
Many students at Oxford will no longer be able to receive parcels to their colleges
Parcels will be delivered to a depot a mile out of the city and redirected to the colleges via cargo bikes
Dead rats and urine: Inside the worst university initiation scandals of all time
Students who take part in toxic initiations could be jailed for torture
Omg, Paul Mescal was spotted bouncing around in a mosh pit at All Points East Festival
I fear I would simply pass away if I was there
Just 10 bank holiday festival moments that sum up how strange British people are
Reading and Leeds really is just a massive GCSE Results Day celebration
In pictures: The masses of rubbish and tents abandoned after bank holiday festivals
‘This is just a fraction of it – littering on the grandest scale we’ve ever witnessed’
This uni has introduced a three-day working week to ‘sit around students’ lives better’
The uni in Leicester hopes this will allow students to get part-time jobs
Plan a bank holiday weekend and we’ll tell you which Russell Group uni you should go to
If you’re off on a girls trip to Italy you’re 100 per cent an Exeter girlie
Urban Outfitters has released a uni essentials list and it’s as try-hard as you’d expect
Oh thank god, I don’t know what I would have done without my Sylvanian Families at uni
Meet Queenzziel0cthevoice, the woman singing ‘Although enjoyment’ all over your TikTok
‘When did it end? ALTHOUGH ENJOYMENT I’M SAD AGAIN’
Quiz: Do a food shop and we’ll tell you which Russell Group uni you should actually go to
If your basket is full of Sabra hummus then you’re definitely an Exeter girlie
John Lewis has released its uni essentials range and it’s the most middle-class one yet
Arabella darling you forgot your essential 60 quid soup maker!
Down it fresher! The university cities where students spend the most money on booze
On average, UK students spend over £30.96 a month on alcohol
These are the uni cities where students get the most money from mummy and daddy
UK students get an average of £321.15 from their parents each month
‘Self-victimisation and lies’: Rodger Cleye responds to sexual harassment allegations
‘Thanks for not jumping on the hate wagon’
Welcome freshers! Here’s your exact uni stereotype, according to the students who go there
Yes, Sheffield students do make Arctic Monkeys their entire personality
You can’t sit with us: The UK’s coolest unis right now, according to Google Trends
Spoiler alert: York is OUT
All the Russell Group universities with strikes that could affect you in September
Strikes were not on my uni packing list
Famous TikToker Rodger Cleye accused of sexually harassing a 19-year-old
Olivia McCraw claims he tried to kiss her and sent her videos of him in the bath
Um, so apparently Kate Middleton was at Houghton Festival this weekend?!
Wonder if she whipped the gun fingers out at The Quarry
This tweet sums up how brutal Oxbridge freshers have it compared to other unis
On their first day at uni, one Cambridge Professor said: ‘You don’t have time to be unwell here’
Confirmed: Unis will be hit with more lecturer strikes before the end of September
The marking boycott will also continue
The Russell Group universities with the fewest spaces in Clearing for UK students
Two unis are only accepting international students through Clearing
Crystal meth and a proposal: All the feral antics that went down at Boomtown 2023
So, someone rubbed their own vom in their teeth
All the things OG YouTubers convinced us to buy and whether they stood the test of time
My crusty Collection Lasting Perfection Concealer really has been through it
A rundown of the most boujee student halls in 2023, if you’re feeling fancy
These rooms put your dingy little room to shame
Explained: What is happening on Oxford Street today?
A post calling for a mass robbery at JD on Oxford Street is circulating on TikTok
Ranked: The grad jobs that will get you the biggest salary straight out of uni
I need a job in Private Equity ASAP
It’s okay to not be ready to leave uni: Why you should do that panic master’s
I feel so much more ready to be an adult
Dear politicians, singing Barbie and Taylor Swift won’t make us forget all you’ve done
You’re not fooling anyone
Heartstopper season three is confirmed! Here’s what happens next based on the books
Omg Nick gets another dog
All of the ways Heartstopper season two is different from the books
My king Isaac doesn’t exist in the books!
Girls are sharing what they did to their old Barbies and I won’t be sleeping tonight
THIS is how some of your Barbies are kicking about in Barbie Land
Ranked: The university cities where it’s going to be hardest to secure a bed
According to new research, London has a shortage of over 106,000 student beds
We asked ChatGPT for each Russell Group uni’s stereotype and some are genuinely offensive
It called Exeter students ‘Cornwall Weekend Warriors’
So, it turns out the ‘Attentzione Pickpocket’ woman is a councillor for a far-right party
Lega Nord is anti-immigration, anti-abortion and against LGBT marriage
Oxford University advises students to ‘make sure your friends are in your debt’ in bizarre post
Coming from a uni which has produced over 153 millionaires
Adidas has actually renamed Gazelle trainers to ‘Satellite stompers’ in honour of Harry Styles
Getting myself a pair right NOW
Scouting for Girls will be headlining Uni of York’s Summer Ball this year
Getting my stuffed olive costume ready
Meet the York student who has written her dissertation on EastEnders
‘I got to watch a lot of EastEnders which is always going to be a good time’
We spoke to @imjustyork about what it’s like to run a uni meme page at York
‘We love sports, clubbing and cheap Hull Road Co-Op deals’ was all they could reveal about their elusive identity
How Long Boi went from humble beginnings on York’s campus to international fame
Rest in Pond, legend
A York club night is giving 20 per cent of profits to the RSPCA in memory of Long Boi
You can also get a free shot if you have a picture or video of you feeding Long Boi
‘Farewell magnificent ducko’: York students fear Long Boi has sadly died
‘RIP Long Boi. You were the best duck to ever have lived. We salute you’
Long Boi confirmed missing as Uni of York says he hasn’t been seen in ‘a few weeks’
Has anyone broken the news to Greg James yet?
York students express concern for Long Boi as rumours spread about his wellbeing
Long Boi has not had a confirmed sighting in over a week
Applications to join The York Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close Sunday 30th April
Labour leader Keir Starmer is visiting The University of York today
Starmer is visiting student paramedics at York
Omg, filming for the new season of The Crown is happening at York Minster this week
Don’t mind me camping outside the Minster so I can meet young Prince Wills x
York student found guilty of a public order offence after throwing eggs at King Charles
Patrick Thelwell has been found guilty at York Magistrate’s Court
Demonstration as York student arrives at court after eggs thrown at King Charles
The court heard that Patrick Thelwell said: ‘I threw eggs at him because that’s what he deserved’
A York student got a Long Boi tattoo in Portugal with the Uni’s Volleyball Club
‘I do not recommend getting a tattoo whilst violently hungover and sleep deprived’
Derwent College is being demolished over complaints it’s an eyesore
Vice Chancellor Charlie Jeffery said: ‘We are hoping this will be a fresh and exciting start for life here at York’
Meet the York student who used ChatGPT to get out of a £60 parking ticket
She asked the AI to ‘please help me write a letter to the council, they gave me a parking ticket’
A water shortage in York tonight has forced many pubs and clubs to shut
Salvos and Ziggys will be closed tonight
Meet the York student who’s just started a BBC podcast to discuss her eating disorder
‘The Weigh Up’ features guests such as Dr Alex George
The next two weeks of strikes at Uni of York have been called off
This is to allow for a ‘period of calm’ after a breakthrough in negotiations
Here are the best solo date ideas for York students this Valentine’s Day
‘Tis the season of loving yourself!
Strikes Day Two: Everything that happened at the York Uni picket line today
‘Staff really are at breaking point and it worries me’
Reported ‘machetes’ near York halls turns out to be ‘two men playing with light sabers’
North Yorkshire Police said: ‘We are just very pleased that there was no threat to anyone’
York student pleads not guilty to threatening behaviour after eggs thrown at King Charles
Patrick Thelwell will now face trial in April
In pictures: Flooding in York as River Ouse 4.14 meters above normal levels
Seven flood warnings have been put in place across York
University of York staff set to strike for 18 days this term
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking