The most horrific and vile things people have ever seen on a night out, according to Reddit

I fear I’m never leaving my bed again after this one


Whether it’s venturing into your local student union club, or having a regretful Wednesday night out, there are some truly vile and horrifying things people have seen on a night out according to Reddit.

From having a taxi door fall on your foot to trying to find someone else’s ear, let’s have a look at the worst of them and then collectively decide to never leave the house again.

A man literally drinking his own vomit

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“A man in a pub in Edinburgh. He was sat there on his own looking lost and furlong. Myself and the person I was with thought ‘should we ask him to join us.’

“He then downed the end of his pint. Waited about 30 seconds then vomited into the pint glass. Then picked the pint glass up and drank the contents! We did not ask him to join us.”

Failed attempt to find a bitten off ear

“Spent a couple of hours trying to find an ear that had been bitten off on the floor of a club I worked in, didn’t find it despite police coming down with a dog, assume either the guy ate it or someone walked out with it stuck to their shoe.”

Vomit kebab anyone?

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“I once saw a girl vomit in a kebab then she ate it like nothing happened.”

Club sofas and the toilets are basically the same thing… right?

“I went to a club in Brighton once and there was a white sofa not far from the toilets. We decided to sit on it for a bit and a group of girls sat next to me and then all of a sudden they all darted off and I didn’t think anything of it until I noticed there was loads of human sh*t right next to my hand on the sofa.

“The shit looked like how chocolate ice cream looks when it melts, it was vile. It was so vile that I actually had to run to the toilet and throw up and that was the only time I’ve ever been physically sick from looking at something.”

The whole night quite literally went up in flames

“80s night. Big hair. Lots of hairspray. Woman leaned over a lit candle at the bar and her whole ‘do burst into flames.”

A whole taxi door landing on someone’s foot. Ouch.

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I was in a kebab House in Cleethorpes and outside heard a lass shouting and kicking off with someone. She grabbed the handle of a sliding door on a taxi and yanked it open. The door came clean off the rails and landed on some guy’s foot as he was walking past.

Wrong dress code

“I showed up dressed to the nines and EVERYONE else was in footed jammie onesies. I didn’t get the memo.” This one is horrifying in terms of the social anxiety aspect. Would genuinely keep me up at night.

Seeing a regular become a dancing queen

“At a popular pub in my town, a guy got naked and danced on the table.”

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