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The Bristol Tab’s Clubbers of The Week

There’s no better way to relieve the perpetual stress of approaching deadlines than going out and writing off the entire next day


Reading week was upon us last week and if you weren’t too busy with your head stuck in a book in the depths of the ASS I very much hope that you used the time off to your advantage.

There’s no better way to relieve the perpetual stress of approaching deadlines than going out and writing off the entire next day, dedicating it to spiralling and convincing yourself you will never be able to write a coherent essay ever again.

If you are riddled with hangxiety and wish you never agreed to going to Lola Lo’s after a few innocent pints at The White Bear, I hope this weeks edition of Clubbers of The Week eases the pain.

Clique at Lola Los

Poor guy has actually not got a single thought forming in the space between his ears but he looks quite happy so we’ll allow it. Blue Vks must have got the better of him.

Pressure at Thekla

This is always the vibes at Thekla Thursdays. Just running around the place blacked-out and spending all your money in the photobooth.

At least their eyes being closed from inebriation means we can see their gorgeous eye makeup. Blacked-out or not the girls always stay slaying.

Flamingo Friday at Lola Los

Oh my god it’s the boys. Look at these jokers wearing their La Rocca merch in Lola Los. Surely not guys. I actually can’t believe you’ve done this.

In all seriousness I actually see so many people wearing these. How do I get my hands on one of those stunning blue and orange polo shirts?

Pop Confessional at Thekla

Saving the best until last, Thekla always produces the best content for these articles. It appears the club photographer has captured some sort of face-off taking place at the bar. The eye contact between the two opposing sides feels really quite threatening and hostile.

When looking through all the pictures from Saturday night this group of people actually featured quite a lot and seem to accompanied by a group of middle-aged mums. Susan is literally so ready to neck that tequila shot.

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