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Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
The spring sun is finally starting to make an appearance, so where else to celebrate but the dark depths of Cowgate?
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
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The smile, the pose, the fit and the drink: yes yes yes
Runners Up:
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This is just CotW-bait but I’m falling for it <3
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THIS is what Easter is all about
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Looking good in Hive lighting is an outrageously powerful flex
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Stunners deserve love too xoxo
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
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Valid reaction from this lady because what is this?
Runners Up:
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Born in the wrong generation x
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Put your tongue away pls
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Who let you out of your cage?
Hero of the Week
Winner:
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I don’t want to see any of your search histories but I can respect the shirts
Runners Up:
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Unfortunately all I can think of is the stench after a few hours in Subway wearing cosy fleeces
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Hot x
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This man has his priorities straight
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Heroine of the Week
Winner:
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Girly you’re obsessed
Runners Up:
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I bet you nailed that note
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The second best way to spend your birthday (after Hive)
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I am OBSESSED with all of your outfits – I need that jacket
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
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LEAVE ME ALONE
Runners Up:
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You are everything that is wrong with this world
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This just reminds me of the gummy bear adverts – you’re so tooty fruity
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Hmmm
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These photos make me so disappointed every single week
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Winner:
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Valid reaction to knowing you can’t escape Clubbers of the Week
Runners Up:
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How every guy looks when they go in for a kiss
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This is the most awkward hug I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness
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Meant to be a candid lad
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Unrequited love always hurts
Best of the Rest
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Should I call someone? Are you okay?
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You’d definitely shout at me for crossing the road without waiting for the lights but you still kinda ate
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You’re not in Euphoria, chill
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The jawline that can kill
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put that away
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I fear for my life every day living so close to Hive
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive Nightclub
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub