Fire the cannon and enjoy these 22 memes about last night’s return of The Apprentice

Can’t get over the candidates being forced to wear full business attire on the beach

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If there’s one thing better than The Apprentice returning to our screens for 2023, it’s that the memes and laughs on Twitter will be as good as the episode itself – and week one was no exception. Live tweeting and roasting the candidates is all part of the fun – I know Lord Sugar fancies himself as Peter Kay with his boardroom one liners, but the real comedians in this game have a Twitter account. Here are the funniest memes from week one of The Apprentice 2023!

1. Too accurate

The love child of Sue Perkins and Michael McIntyre. #theapprentice pic.twitter.com/JwLq8l5Brm

— @tonypetersss (@thattonypeters) January 5, 2023

2. The sigh of relief the boys must have let out when they saw the cannons

Gregory's back after carrying the tour with his canon knowledge #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Jz9cDDudAD

— Abi (@CraZyAbiM) January 5, 2023

3. They all blur into one, soz

#TheApprentice casting team be like pic.twitter.com/rnPjQbHiEQ

— Hannah (@prettypath3tic_) January 5, 2023

4. These tweets are like clockwork every year and I LOVE IT

He would have sold the boat back to the tour guide. #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/1w5NPsMnI3

— Gems🧡 (@gemmlarh) January 5, 2023

5. Feel like pure shit just want Bouji Cruises back

no first episode of the apprentice will ever compare to last years i fear! #TheApprentice https://t.co/e5URYi89ad

— hannah (@hannah__03x) January 5, 2023

6. Scripture tbh

Shakespeare has been very quiet since Gregory said this #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Pa231mRIQg

— Zack (@Zack3O12) January 5, 2023

7. Gammons are shaking

Fed up of all this diversity and box ticking on the BBC #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/OffYm00xqM

— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) January 5, 2023

8. IS SHE OKAY?

Did anyone check Shazia didn’t suffer a stroke at the end of this sentence? #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/HIaHLQYTe2

— jay (@jj44yyy) January 5, 2023

— jay (@jj44yyy) January 5, 2023

— chris🧼 (@bleachy_chris) January 5, 2023

10. Couldn’t think of a fresher hell

Sorry but if I was on holiday in Antigua and a bunch of men in skinny fit River Island suits turned up trying to sell me a tour I would sue #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/70b1tgzTp0

— chris🧼 (@bleachy_chris) January 5, 2023

11. This video is the gift that keeps on giving

The girls when they get the cafe #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/0g1E2fdvJM

— Bemused Claude (@BemusedClaude) January 5, 2023

12. Elizabeth our timeless queen

https://twitter.com/haenelswift/status/1611110526511095808?s=20&t=kO2I0AN6vSQHHnsmWUK-GA

13. No I’m dead hahaha

the girls running from an empty beach to harass a couple having dinner #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/FT5trzHNHo

— jay (@jay_coooper) January 5, 2023

14. Force a few laughs for an investment? OH go on

every single year being forced to listen to the same Alan Sugar routine #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Zwh5WqX8W4

— C. (@cstsher) January 5, 2023

15. BBC have a lifetime supply

There's one every series.
Does #TheApprentice grow them in a lab? pic.twitter.com/o7QzV7lKDI

— Nick Calder Hall (@NickScottNolan) January 5, 2023

16. … Boaf!

Emma thought she was her #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/kL32hBhpJZ

— Harry (@nutterhtowse) January 5, 2023

17. She mothered with that line idc

“Kim K of the business world” #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/0U9VDfdgXe

— Tony (@AntMelia94) January 5, 2023

18. God tier

I am once again thinking about the cast of The Apprentice 2019 #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/M8Li2pCfEf

— Hayley✨ (@hayleysoen) January 5, 2023

19. Honestly I don’t think it ever will

It’s going to be hard for the new series to top this #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/zLeaHbau6f

— Tom (@tommtthw) January 3, 2023

20. There’s a Simpsons meme for everything

Sohail when they ask questions about the bakery #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/1YVygrhQnt

— Dan Egg (@dan_egg) January 5, 2023

21. Non-existent personal space

The girls trying to make a sale #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/6OtAD53NT7

— Gail Platt’s Stinkhole (@katecrimed) January 5, 2023

22. Worth every penny

Postcard from Antigua: "Had a bizarre time on a tour guided by a former cannon expert who highlighted the potential discomfort of hypothetical wool allergies for the victims of the Transatlantic slave trade. Paid £100." #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/S8mg4r1dcV

— Nick Walker (@nickw84) January 5, 2023

The Apprentice 2023 starts at 9pm on Thursday 5th January, on BBC One and iPlayer – see if any of these predictions come true!

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