The 663-feet deep Dean’s Blue Hole has never been explored, locals call it ‘a portal to hell’

The police officer apparently had no clue who he was

He’s set to appear in court later today following the arrest

Lilly Gaddis’ TikTok has now been deactivated, but she’s not sorry

Laura Wray claimed to Piers Morgan Fiona Harvey harassed her for years before Richard Gadd

She says it’s ‘against all those who have lied about me’

‘I think she lied to me a lot’

‘The promoter has deemed the event unsafe’

‘As a business you should be appalled – absolutely vile’

She’s raising eyebrows with this one

Maestro, what are you even doing here?

Curtis just won big at the British Independent Film Awards

If you thought Saltburn was hardcore, do NOT watch this with your parents

One of them has a measly total of 380

Despite Allstora’s mission statement being to uplift ‘LGBTQ+ people, women and communities of colour’

She’s only there a week and she’s got the VIP treatment

The blue shirt guy who got ignored for a fist bump stole the show

Need her to give us more Schofe goss on Celebrity Big Brother

It should have been iconic, but it was a mess

God-Su back on my screen AGAIN? Blessed

Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?

They do weddings if anyone fancies it

Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film

What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?

It’s always the way, isn’t it?

Sold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish

The official word from the palace today is she’s ‘doing well’, but try telling the internet that

Films stop trying to condense big books into an hour and a half challenge

She’s accidentally become a new pop icon and Twitter is obsessed

Crying all over again

Does literally anyone know what’s going on?

A police officer has now handed himself in and been charged with murder

This is too cute

Kim K is obsessed

Never felt more fuming than when I worked out the answer

‘What they choose to air can be frustrating – they don’t show much of the good bits’

An actually decent Leeds accent was a welcome start

Let’s all grow up please

Let’s all grow up please

‘The show isn’t meant to be seedy, but a few excited women had a few to drink and got a bit handsy’

Especially when the films winning awards over it were better

Her memes connect them all

Got no tears left to cry at this point

There’s no greater joy than watching an utter disaster destroy itself for two hours

Millie Mackintosh absolutely slayed

There was once a physical fight in the boardroom

No idea what’s going on but I’m here for it

‘Unlike most candidates, this show is not my personality or the biggest thing I’ve done in my life’

Hugely disagree with number three

‘The individual concerned will not feature as a guest on any additional upcoming BBC content relating to The Apprentice’

This week she’s said ‘It’s not nice to be a part of something that’s ripped to shreds, but I can’t say that I don’t understand’

Oh boy

Erm… PARIS HILTON!?

The cast will start filming in summer

She literally raised us

Keisha’s now responded, saying ‘Shame on YOU for not using the moment to bring us all together’

Beyoncé announcing an album and overshadowing Usher’s is savage

‘If a homeless person set up a tent outside the O2 they’d be moved, so why is this any different?’

It’s hard to believe such a heartbreaking story is actually true

T as in Troy? x

The task? Make mini cheesecakes and sell them to Innocent Drinks and The London Dungeon…

‘If Lord Sugar scrutinises the colours we used, we can’t say we were given the colours off camera’

Her lawsuit is financially backed by Elon Musk

Is she trying to be back in her ‘villain era’!?

At Liz Truss’ PopCon event yesterday she backed Jacob Rees-Mogg for prime minister

Honestly how much more vile can it get?

‘A livelihood that was taken away from my family because somebody else wanted to be number one’

He got it scarily accurate

Not the elephant’s trunk comparison

Um… I am looking respectfully

Shaking at a Florence Welch featuring on a track

There were rumours Taylor Swift wrote it

The newly announced album will inevitably be amazing, but please just let us rest

Feel so blessed to be alive at the same time as Joni Mitchell

The Dua Lipa face card never declines

The girls made fishcake crumble and WON? A great series lies ahead

He’s also now apologised for his comments

Never been happier for a show to return in my life

Everyone’s parents tonight: ‘Is this The Apprentice or Love Island!?’

She was robbed of an Oscar last year

If he wins the Oscar I will fall to my knees

I’m so envious of her holidays

I’ve been literally dying to know this

We’ve got you covered

If you think Harry didn’t deserve the money, don’t speak to me

‘Lying on your dead mama’

Evie revealing she has a wife at the last second made her an overnight icon

Don’t let Plane Jane see this

Learn from these mistakes, or get banished

Queen of getting everything wrong and still winning the prize money

Lana Del Rey could flog me anything tbf

I can’t accept this Barbie slander

She’s already been spotted filming with Ncuti Gatwa

A film this mid never deserved to become a cultural phenomenon

For when Emerald Fennell fancies soundtracking Saltburn 2: The Revenge of Felix

As usual, they all seem suitably insufferable

Two of the men having rival pie businesses is so funny

Her mates have changed their Instagram pictures black and white…

Half the list being Christopher Nolan films is hilarious

Give the man an OBE for services to great telly

A week of both mourning and celebration

The funeral choir changed my life forever

I will never forgive them for butchering Apex Predator

Reneé Rapp undeniably rules the school in musical adaptation that clumsily tries to please everyone

Cara Melle the mother that you are

The ending manages to be euphoric and deeply twisted at the same time

He was punching a male member of staff and then dragged a waitress to the floor by her hair

Oh Paul, how the mighty have fallen

‘You don’t need to solve the game by day three, you need to put yourself in a position not to be murdered’

‘From the director of Suicide Squad’ is the first red flag

If it stars Barry Keoghan you know you’re in for the wildest ride

No prizes for guessing where Ash gets ranked

Trying to imagine watching Louis Walsh and Rebekah Vardy chat in the garden over a ciggy

The sex scenes in this film make Saltburn seem family friendly

Never forget the Tina McIntyre roots

Literally can’t keep up

Golden Globes-gate continues

Were we watching with our eyes closed or something?

Thanks to lip readers on Twitter you could say the petty drama was rife at the Golden Globes

The Andes plane crash saw survivors forced to resort to cannibalism

‘Obviously, I was that popular they had to get rid of me’

I have an instant unhealthy obsession with Diane

See how well you remember everything that isn’t the bath scene

She didn’t mince her words about her and Ryan’s sex life

More of this when series two starts tonight please !!!

It’s unclear in Sofia Coppola’s movie whether it’s romantic or not

Surely one of them will be as iconic as Amanda

Phillip Schofield and Taylor Swift having the same taste in vape is sending me

She won Drag Race and $75,000 without ever having to even audition

For once, the general public kinda got it right

Only seven votes stood between second place and the winner

Thank god the messy season six is the last – we’re finally free

All hail Brooke Lynn Hytes tbh

She makes it feel like the good old days and we can only thank her

Whitney held 2023 Love Island together single handedly tbh

He literally looks unrecognisable in Priscilla

Why did they give Tweedy a Drag Race All Stars glow up?

He wore it to a ‘Native and Colonial’ themed party in 2005

Yinrun and her boyfriend’s TikTok era is too cute

He’s never out of boujee hotels

Forever obsessed with Ross’ Holiday Armadillo

Actor, photographer, being sexy… is there anything he can’t do?

Um, Friends isn’t in the book at all?!

I need answers and I need them now

All Rose wants in the apocalypse is to find out what happens to Ross and Rachel

I need a lie down

‘I only take the best’

The decision comes after she wrote a controversial article for The Times last week

‘There’s a saying a dog instantly knows when its time’s up, that’s kind of how I felt’

Need a marathon watching all 10 of these back to back

Resisting the urge to choose All Too Well twice

But let’s face it, there was never a bad season

I never want to hear Stay Stay Stay again in my life

They were seen kissing in Paris? Girl, the bedbugs!

Unless you’re too scared, of course x

Of course Hallie’s is the biggest slay

Still hasn’t sunk in Hallie’s been evicted

Sharks, a proposal and Miss Chanandler Bong

‘For Snatch Game I was going to do the artist Banksy fused with Lorraine Kelly’

Um, why do they all sound like they should be on Midnights?

Bev from Midnight Mass keeps me up at night

2000 movie buffs were tested, and these are the results

Don’t trust anyone who puts Ross last

I can’t unsee it now

I’ve literally listened to this album at LEAST once a week since it came out

The horror series king of Halloween

I need Chanelle and Jordan to fall in love

Mike Flanagan’s Netflix ‘Flanaverse’ just gets deeper and deeper

Mike Flanagan always gets his spooky shows CORRECT

Everything they get up to when they aren’t pretending to work in an office for a task

I cannot believe the Roxanne Pallett saga actually happened

How the hell is Hallie only 18?

His first presenting gig was with Kimberley from Girls Aloud

NEED to go for a wine with Kerry

Not Jenkin enduring World War III within the first hour

‘Even though I was saying I was fine in the second episode, it still got to me’

At least we’ve now cleared up her dad drove a Rolls Royce to school

Josie Gibson slayed her season before she went on to This Morning

Of course Mel C pops up

‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’

From gaining 150,000 Instagram followers to spaghetti with Taylor Swift

Her performance is a ‘campy delight’ and she’s the best thing about the whole season!

Angelica Ross says she never reported it because when one person did, they got ‘repurcussions’ for doing so

The two are teasing it and the Swifties and Barbz are going feral