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Jonah Hill’s ‘boundaries’ texts prove we should all beware of therapised men

He allegedly banned his girlfriend from ‘surfing with men’ despite her being a professional surfer

I’d like to preface this by saying all men should follow in women’s footsteps and go to therapy. It makes them better boyfriends but, more importantly, better people. However, this being said, for some of the more toxic variety, this advice can backfire drastically. They can start to use tools and terms from therapy against you.

This weekend, Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady published messages, allegedly from him during their relationship, to Instagram. “Jonah Hill texts” and “Jonah Hill messages” quickly began to trend on Google as Twitter timelines gawked aghast at the supposed “boundaries” the comedian had set for Sarah during their relationship.

Reading like a wishlist of how not to have a hot girl summer, the messages read: “Plain and simple: If you need: Surfing with men, Boundaryless inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond getting lunch or something respectful I am not the right partner for you.”

The lengthy paragraph (bore off) continued: “If these things bring you to a place of happiness, I support it and there will be no hard feelings. These are my boundaries for romantic partnership. My boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust.”