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The police are analysing powders found in his hotel room
There is nothing more obnoxious than posting online about your own promotions
They were too cute in the Strictly rehearsals and I can’t handle it
Sharon Osbourne wrote, ‘we all let you down’
Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson have posted moving statements on Instagram
Pretty much every white boy of the month has a profile
You are statistically less likely to find a man if you go to King’s
His family remember ‘his kind, funny and brave soul’
The One Direction star was found with injuries ‘incompatible with life’ in Buenos Aires
ChatGPT called Alex ‘trash’ and Adam ‘a disaster’
Guess it doesn’t get more British than clay pigeon shooting and scones?
Cheese knives? Cocktails? Garden maintenance?
What exactly did they spend six years working on?
Feat. framed paintings, Greek vases and a Chappell Roan shrine
A football career? A modelling side quest? This man does it all
Hate to break it to you, but Florence Pugh isn’t one of us
I don’t think Blake Lively enjoyed Brat Summer much
The people have spoken and they do not like concrete
How do you become a uni Vice-Chancellor? Asking for a friend…
The statistics for the statistics course are not promising
No clue why anyone wants to be a nurse
Are we sure first year students are human?
He compares Amy to everything from chorizo to a lamp
Beware the history of art department
She seems to spend more time in Ibiza than she does at work
The Made in Chelsea to entrepreneur pipeline is strong
Apparently someone ‘destroyed’ and ‘terrified’ Nicole’s friend after an unaired scene from season eight
She’s sure packed a lot in at the age of 33
I should try summoning swarms of flies to vanquish my enemies
Is it too late to learn German on Duolingo?
25 UK unis are ranked in the best 200 unis in the world
Oxbridge do not come out of this well
Just avoid anything with the word ‘Trinity’ in
Students have started pro-life societies at three more UK unis this year
May the odds be ever in your favour x
Apparently ‘audience members may walk out feeling punished’
What did I pay thirty grand for?
I’ll be laughing over those fajitas for three to five working days
He wrote a song for Kristina and it’s not even cringey
She called upon them to be freed and claimed they were ‘not monsters’ when she visited them in jail
If it’s good enough for royalty, then it’s good enough for MAFS
Apparently being rich makes you better at GCSEs
The Russell Group unis need their egos to be deflated a bit
Jon Bon Jovi might need to make a Greatest Hits album to fund all four dresses
Picture yourself going to pres with a literal princess
You’d need to be a reality TV star to afford to live there
I think Oxbridge students need a hug
It specialises in farming and in making the front page
Loads of non-Russell Group unis topped The Times’s league tables
£140 for a polyester blazer?!
You could probably guess number one
Not me expecting pea milk to be green
You could buy 300 Sabrina Carpenter tickets with some of these fees
‘Mothers are judged for anything they do outside of motherhood’
He’s good at parenting and at making pancakes
She’s legit living, laughing and loving
Aka the unis guaranteed to impress your grandparents
You know you’re at a bougie uni when there are multiple sailing teams
She went to drama school, so she must be prepared for the drama of MAFS dinner parties
Students in Scotland need lots of bubble baths and yoga
You’d better start saving now if you want darling Tarquin and Tatiana to go to Wycombe Abbey x
You’d better stock up on tissues and Strepsils now
I don’t know what went wrong for Cardiff this year
I’m jealous of literally everyone
Featuring raw chicken, one lone pole dancer and a very grumpy Queen Charlotte
Polly looked like a princess and nobody can prove me wrong
Number one actually isn’t London
They didn’t even go there!
‘The flavour profile is all over the place and left an odd aftertaste in my mouth’
It gets really unhinged really quickly
A guide to where to find your rich husband
Students say they were burned with cigarettes and curry sauce by members of the team
He has 18 pairs of trainers and that’s a red flag
If you see a lacrosse stick, run now
Oxbridge flopped like the new Katy Perry album
How does she have the time for so many wild hobbies?
Pretty certain love is a myth invented by greetings card companies
Your maintenance loan might even cover some of these!
I wouldn’t quit your customer service job just yet x
I wish I could go on as many boujee European holidays as this woman
Dramatic divorces? Romantic revelations? Fighting at funerals? A bizarre amount of Jennifer Aniston?
There’s one uni where over half of students graduate with a first
This very scientific quiz will analyse your personality and make you regret your life choices
The Harry Potter to Bridgerton pipeline is so strong
It’s not looking good for Nicole
The Daily Mail compared it to a bad perfume advert
You actually can get into a great uni with under 150 UCAS points
Brb just regretting all my life choices
We will not love Dark Horse for life, lifetimes
Grab a calculator and figure out your UCAS points
Are we sure that Howard isn’t an evil cat killer?
6.2 per cent of students at Queen’s University Belfast don’t finish their degrees
People think he’s a fake fan because he only sang along to ‘I Kissed A Girl’
She actually tries to sell houses and that’s sus
No, Oxbridge isn’t the answer for everything
Guess we all should’ve gone to Imperial
God forbid a woman spend two hours not raising babies
Men’s dating icks all give me the ick for men
If it’s good enough for Timothée Chalamet, then it’s good enough for my Instagram story
Good luck if you want to go to St Andrews (because you’ll definitely need it)
Check out which uni you should’ve applied to, and regret all your life choices!
Babe, wake up, a new uni ranking just dropped
You can legit get a room for £85 a week
Number one is so rogue
I lost all faith in humanity while reading these
No idea why anyone chooses to go to uni in London
Bristol is a falafel salad bowl and I can’t explain it better than that
Don’t forget your chocolate fountain and your Rubik’s cube!
I finally understand why people go to uni in London
Festivals make me lose all faith in humanity
Surely you know what you sign up for if you go to uni in Scotland
Who needs cutlery when you have a Taylor Swift crochet kit?
Talk about a stressful work environment
Why the hell does anyone go to Liverpool?
Girl, it’s so confusing
Don’t forget your air fryer, Châppèlle-Röanne Huntington-Robertson-Smythe III!
There must be lots of Tarquins and Tatianas in York
They were dropping more clues than Taylor Swift does
What did Liverpool do to offend ChatGPT?