Don’t say we never give you anything

Last year’s competition received over 15,000 votes

Yes, they did take over a London park for their Christmas party

Go go go go go go go!!!!!!

Treats for daaaaaayz

Treats for daaaaaayz

Treats for daaaaaayz

Treats for daaaaaayz

Tag the biggest overachiever you know

Treats for daaaaaayz

‘The reality couldn’t be further from the media narrative’

Imagine the portfolio gold

Space buns or glitter partings?

Waaaaay better than working in a pub

Time to shine

Look at all that sweet, sweet cash

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Don’t be the monster who replies to a text with a call

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Wow a desert, original

Not a drill, repeat, not a drill

‘Can I get a lift?’

Your saviour is here

Swipe right for 28 days holiday and a pension scheme

You’re going that way anyway

Two of them have performed for BBC 1XTRA

Long live the awkward nod

Oh how the other half live

One second year made £400 in a month

You have a 1 in 15 chance

The competition had over 200,000 votes last year

I thought better of you Belfast

‘She had to get a tetanus shot’

Who will take the title?

Finally, something I might have a shot at winning

You can keep your boring 9 to 5 grad schemes

Because we can’t all be whiz kids at Excel

Spotify have analysed millions of streams

Treat yo’self

Voting closes today at 6pm

“We’re taught to be friendly, not friends.”

She doesn’t have 25,000 Insta followers for no reason

Make 2018 your best-dressed year yet

‘My mission is to give BAME artists a platform’

Calling all AU kings and queens

It actually has a room called the ballroom

Probably nicer than your student digs

Yes, a nightclub

They have a cinema and a karaoke room too

Neither of them studied a business degree

All is not lost

Salvation is here

I did the hard work, so you don’t have to

‘Someone offered me £20k to be a personal trainer in Miami’

They will love you forever more

‘I lasted two weeks at Peter Pan Land and a kid threw up on me after going down the slide’

Ho ho ho, it’s a Christmas miracle

‘You finished with that mate?’

We all need a little help sometimes

Move over Kim K

Because you’re sure as hell gonna find out

I love you all

Ooooh look at me I’m soooo busy

HAPPY FIZZ-MAS

‘Headliners are paid between £300 and two grand’

Please not Royal Holloway, please not Royal Holloway

Trips to Japan and Christmas parties at Café de Paris

Kind of an Avenger for your bank account

Funnily enough, you don’t have to be a Geography teacher

Their Instas must be popping

What does Vogue know anyway?

StackOverflow + Wikipedia = 2:1

One of them raised £34,000 for charity

No we can’t recite all the kings and queens of England

This gon’ turn your world upside down

We’re all embarrassing

Forget the bucket hats for a moment

#JMWHOOOO?

Ain’t nobody got time for Trent

I BLEED GREEN

UWE? Don’t make me laugh

Never too far from The Edge

Catch ’em in Wiff Waff

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Selly Oak’s fittest and finest

It’s not all techno and bucket hats

Please note: This deal is now closed

Get the recognition you deserve

From Fashion to Tech, we’ve covered the top industries

Pipe down medics, this is the hardest degree

Training in Rome, circus displays and formals at the O2

Lewis has worked across their biggest male and female brands

Literally nothing bad can come of this

An amazing office and 25 per cent discount? Count me in

The home of hills, Arctic Monkeys, and the most eclectic blend of nightlife in the North

Let’s hear it for the trebz

House parties, heavy bass and the daddy of all club nights

Excellent nights out Monday through Sunday – you lucky thing

Your parents think you’re here to enjoy wistful walks through the dales – so innocent, so gullible.

Edgy nights, student socials and enough Irish pubs to switch up your accent up within a semester

If you’re not wearing a cap with a Red Stripe in hand at Cab Vol, you’re doing it wrong

Waste this opportunity and you’ll rue the time you turned down cutting shapes Ministry

Strap on your puffer and go and be somebody

You didn’t come for the beaches and the beautiful landscapes

Not gonna lie, I’m pretty jealous

Home of perhaps the most significant contribution to British culture – the Scouse Brow.

You’ll study hard, party harder and learn to withstand sub-zero temperatures.

Prepare for massively hench legs from constantly climbing hills.

It’s time to make your mark on the North’s hub of wavy garms

Congrats on making it to Leeds. Start looking forward to braving the cold and completing your degree at the edgiest uni in Yorkshire.

Scrunchies and Red Stripe are compulsory

You’ll be spending the next three years cutting shapes in Pryzm and failing to pronounce anything in Welsh.

Positives – you live in London. Negatives – you live in London.

One’s going to open her own restaurant

It’s all about that sweet life

Use our budget calculator to find out

Use our budget calculator to find out

Jack toured 15 European cities in six weeks

We spoke to six of J.P. Morgan’s top grads

Is there no romance left in this world?

Your house is meant for sleeping and predrinking only

Your house is meant for sleeping and predrinking only

Sunny beaches > muddy fields

They’re mighty foine

Firsts all round

Make up to £15 in five minutes

Topshop, ASOS and Adidas to name a few

From the grads that packed up and moved down under

One of them was promoted to Head of Department in his first year

They’re also really, really good looking

Frills do feature

Leopard print does feature

You looking like you like what you see

Pastels do feature

Fashion week eat your heart out

Fashion week eat your heart out

Puffas do feature

Fashion week eat your heart out

Models in the making

Frills n things

Florals do feature

Flares do feature

Culottes do feature

Pastels errywhere

Double denim is so hot right now

Delve deep into your soul

They aren’t all househeads either

They help over a quarter of a million people worldwide

You’ll find them at London Fashion Week and they can drink as much of the good stuff as they want

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‘I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong’

Don’t bother going, you’ll regret it

Think of all the stash you could buy

The Counter Terrorism Police have urged people to be on guard

Meet the UWE student cooking up a feast for over 500 customers a week

Every vote counts

Sleepovers are much more fun anyway

Seriously, how and why does his room smell sour?

Make your voice heard

It’s time to finally put an end to the toon turf war

Every aspect of human personality is covered in this guide

One of these will be you

Your loan isn’t going to spend itself

Your loan’s not going to spend itself

Your loan isn’t going to spend itself

Your loan’s not going to spend itself

It’s not all about Crown Place

“Excuse me, you’ve got some toilet roll stuck on your shoe.”

They’ve won BUCS 36 years in a row

They literally don’t have to leave their room to make it rain

I’ve applied for zero internships Lucy, stop asking

They’re the Moses to your flock

They’re the Moses to your flock

They’re the Moses to your flock

They’re the Moses to your flock

They’re the Moses to your flock

They’re the Moses to your Flock

You’ll save a lot of money tbf

Have the sperm bank saved on speed dial

One of them played for Costa Rica

She also won £5,000

It’s the clothes brand of our generation

It’s not done by magic you know

They’re cute as hell

How else are you going to spend that spare 15 minutes?

Show me the money

And yeah, they have a fashion cupboard in the office

There’s a reason why their playlists are so good

Food deliveries saved my life

One sailed around the world – what have you done with your day?

There’s more to it than fairy lights

There’s more to it than fairy lights

Now there’s an app to help

Now there’s an app to help

Now there’s an app to help

‘A lot is driven through your personal aspirations’

#followfriday

Which one are you?

George won BNOC of the year 2015

They swear by it

It’s like Clueless, but in real life

Milanos didn’t quite make the cut

It’s much better than bar work or dishwashing

There’s more to us than just fish and chips

Big-Ass Burrito anyone?

There’s more to life than Siciliano

Kingfisher is the home of the rich and gorgeous

Now we’ve just got to sneak a Joey Tribbiani into The Bod

Even better after a few Jesticles

As long as you’re not in Kensington, you’re OK

Please be close to the Co-op

Please be close to Aldi

The closer you are to Zulfi’s, the better

Please be close to the bus stop

Please be close to Sainos

So you’re living in the Viaduct for second year

One in eight uni houseshares argue because of money

Grad life is no longer all about the big smoke

They know where it’s at

Yes, they’re trusting you with a flying object

And here’s how you could win one

You’ll find them at Stealth, Ocean and Crisis

We have a reputation for a reason

‘Excel is your best friend’

Who knew the Midlands would be home to one of the top universities in the UK

The city that created one of the greatest bands to ever exist is obviously onto something spectacular

There truly is no more magical a place to spend the next four years of your life

Are you even a fresher if you haven’t been to Viper?

From the legendary Otley Run to the hallowed halls of Fruity Fridays, everyone is jealous of the fact you got a place at Leeds

With a cultural history like no other and an eclectic music and nightclub scene, this place is fresher heaven 24/7

Five very different men explain what body image means to them

Use our budget calculator to find out

Use our budget calculator to find out

‘Once you’ve got the skills and qualifications you can work anywhere’

It’s a test of how good your perception skills really are

We’ve got you covered

Everything you need to know

It’s basically freshers’ week in the sun

It’s basically freshers’ week in the sun

Everything you need to know

We’ve got you covered

Take our quiz to find out

Some imagine the Vikings, others think of Beckham

From the amount of eye contact you give to the strength of your handshake, we’ve got you covered