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‘They were bedbound’
No YOU’RE crying
Maestro, what are you even doing here?
Curtis just won big at the British Independent Film Awards
If you thought Saltburn was hardcore, do NOT watch this with your parents
Obsessed with Chanita giving a speech in parliament
One of them has a measly total of 380
Despite Allstora’s mission statement being to uplift ‘LGBTQ+ people, women and communities of colour’
She’s only there a week and she’s got the VIP treatment
Has Ekin-Su even been home since she won?
The blue shirt guy who got ignored for a fist bump stole the show
Need her to give us more Schofe goss on Celebrity Big Brother
It should have been iconic, but it was a mess
God-Su back on my screen AGAIN? Blessed
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?
It’s always the way, isn’t it?
Sold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
‘She needs to take some time offline’
The official word from the palace today is she’s ‘doing well’, but try telling the internet that
Truly the most loveless series of Love Island ever
Watching a reunion three months after it was filmed is beyond pointless
Films stop trying to condense big books into an hour and a half challenge
‘I’m not going to hold back and lie for them’
She’s accidentally become a new pop icon and Twitter is obsessed
That’s if they ever even were a couple
Crying all over again
Does literally anyone know what’s going on?
A police officer has now handed himself in and been charged with murder
This is too cute
We were robbed of Danica
Kim K is obsessed
Never felt more fuming than when I worked out the answer
‘What they choose to air can be frustrating – they don’t show much of the good bits’
An actually decent Leeds accent was a welcome start
Let’s all grow up please
Let’s all grow up please
ITV had our gal waiting in the wings for four days
‘Georgia H and Anton finishing fifth was expected – they can drop the act now’
‘The show isn’t meant to be seedy, but a few excited women had a few to drink and got a bit handsy’
Especially when the films winning awards over it were better
Her memes connect them all
Callum and Jess won’t even last until the airport home
Got no tears left to cry at this point
There’s no greater joy than watching an utter disaster destroy itself for two hours
Hannah Elizabeth you will always be famous
Millie Mackintosh absolutely slayed
There was once a physical fight in the boardroom
They didn’t speak for years but reconnected through… Kem!?
No idea what’s going on but I’m here for it
‘Unlike most candidates, this show is not my personality or the biggest thing I’ve done in my life’
Hugely disagree with number three
‘The individual concerned will not feature as a guest on any additional upcoming BBC content relating to The Apprentice’
How are we days from the final with 0 strong couples!?
This week she’s said ‘It’s not nice to be a part of something that’s ripped to shreds, but I can’t say that I don’t understand’
More like Georgia STEAL, am I right?
She hit the slay button again for the new remastered trilogy
Erm… PARIS HILTON!?
Um, is it over for Toby?
The cast will start filming in summer
She literally raised us
Keisha’s now responded, saying ‘Shame on YOU for not using the moment to bring us all together’
Beyoncé announcing an album and overshadowing Usher’s is savage
‘If a homeless person set up a tent outside the O2 they’d be moved, so why is this any different?’
It’s hard to believe such a heartbreaking story is actually true
The task? Make mini cheesecakes and sell them to Innocent Drinks and The London Dungeon…
‘If Lord Sugar scrutinises the colours we used, we can’t say we were given the colours off camera’
They can’t help themselves
Her lawsuit is financially backed by Elon Musk
How many Islanders get to return to the villa with Craig David?
Is she trying to be back in her ‘villain era’!?
At Liz Truss’ PopCon event yesterday she backed Jacob Rees-Mogg for prime minister
Honestly how much more vile can it get?
‘A livelihood that was taken away from my family because somebody else wanted to be number one’
He got it scarily accurate
Not the elephant’s trunk comparison
Um… I am looking respectfully
Love her, loathe her… But make sure you thank her for the good TV
Shaking at a Florence Welch featuring on a track
There were rumours Taylor Swift wrote it
The newly announced album will inevitably be amazing, but please just let us rest
No prizes for guessing who’s at number one
Feel so blessed to be alive at the same time as Joni Mitchell
The Dua Lipa face card never declines
The girls made fishcake crumble and WON? A great series lies ahead
He’s also now apologised for his comments
Never been happier for a show to return in my life
Everyone’s parents tonight: ‘Is this The Apprentice or Love Island!?’
She was robbed of an Oscar last year
If he wins the Oscar I will fall to my knees
A nation in mourning for Love Island’s most iconic relationship
I’m so envious of her holidays
Georgia Harrison singlehandedly causing that Amber Davies meme… we must thank her
Just get this queen a man ffs
I’ve been literally dying to know this
We’ve got you covered
If you think Harry didn’t deserve the money, don’t speak to me
This pearl-clutching attitude from people in and out of the Love Island All Stars villa is a tired narrative
‘Lying on your dead mama’
Evie revealing she has a wife at the last second made her an overnight icon
Never in my life did I think the man with the most growth would be Anton
Don’t let Plane Jane see this
Learn from these mistakes, or get banished
Queen of getting everything wrong and still winning the prize money
Lana Del Rey could flog me anything tbf
I can’t accept this Barbie slander
She’s already been spotted filming with Ncuti Gatwa
A film this mid never deserved to become a cultural phenomenon
For when Emerald Fennell fancies soundtracking Saltburn 2: The Revenge of Felix
As usual, they all seem suitably insufferable
The most loveless Love Island villa of all time? This series is a mess
Two of the men having rival pie businesses is so funny
The world hasn’t even known Messy Mitch for a year and he’s had this much beef
Her replacement is apparently already filming on set for the next series
Her mates have changed their Instagram pictures black and white…
Half the list being Christopher Nolan films is hilarious
Give the man an OBE for services to great telly
A week of both mourning and celebration
The funeral choir changed my life forever
I will never forgive them for butchering Apex Predator
Reneé Rapp undeniably rules the school in musical adaptation that clumsily tries to please everyone
Georgia Harrison gave us the Amber Davies meme, and for that we must thank her
One All Stars Islander was only in the villa for 12 days
Mischief lies behind Georgia Steel’s eyes
They lived together in Manchester with two dogs
Mortified mine’s called me out for my cottagecore music taste
Welcome back Love Island Twitter oh how we’ve missed you
Cara Melle the mother that you are
The ending manages to be euphoric and deeply twisted at the same time
He was punching a male member of staff and then dragged a waitress to the floor by her hair
Pure carnage from start to finish
Oh Paul, how the mighty have fallen
‘You don’t need to solve the game by day three, you need to put yourself in a position not to be murdered’
‘From the director of Suicide Squad’ is the first red flag
If it stars Barry Keoghan you know you’re in for the wildest ride
No prizes for guessing where Ash gets ranked
Trying to imagine watching Louis Walsh and Rebekah Vardy chat in the garden over a ciggy
Why is it both beach AND red carpet themed!?
The sex scenes in this film make Saltburn seem family friendly
Yorgos Lanthimos blesses us once again with entry to his world, and Emma Stone is our guide
Never forget the Tina McIntyre roots
Literally can’t keep up
Golden Globes-gate continues
Were we watching with our eyes closed or something?
Shaking in anticipation of Yes, And? releasing on Friday
Thanks to lip readers on Twitter you could say the petty drama was rife at the Golden Globes
The Andes plane crash saw survivors forced to resort to cannibalism
‘Obviously, I was that popular they had to get rid of me’
I have an instant unhealthy obsession with Diane
Tell us how many trains got cancelled you cowards
‘I can’t tell you how much of a bad deal this is’
See how well you remember everything that isn’t the bath scene
She didn’t mince her words about her and Ryan’s sex life
More of this when series two starts tonight please !!!
It’s unclear in Sofia Coppola’s movie whether it’s romantic or not
Surely one of them will be as iconic as Amanda
A reality TV world collision I wasn’t ready for
In the words of Doja: ‘B*tch, I said what I said’
Need one in my stocking this Christmas tbh
Phillip Schofield and Taylor Swift having the same taste in vape is sending me
Ofcom watching Love Island to check if Scott was bullied is sending me
She won Drag Race and $75,000 without ever having to even audition
For once, the general public kinda got it right
Only seven votes stood between second place and the winner
Thank god the messy season six is the last – we’re finally free
All hail Brooke Lynn Hytes tbh
She makes it feel like the good old days and we can only thank her
Whitney held 2023 Love Island together single handedly tbh
He literally looks unrecognisable in Priscilla
Why did they give Tweedy a Drag Race All Stars glow up?
He wore it to a ‘Native and Colonial’ themed party in 2005
Yinrun and her boyfriend’s TikTok era is too cute
He’s never out of boujee hotels
Forever obsessed with Ross’ Holiday Armadillo
Actor, photographer, being sexy… is there anything he can’t do?
She has no business being this soothing
Cheese and chapati is a wild combo
RIP to all the tees I’d have bought if I knew this was a thing
Um, Friends isn’t in the book at all?!
I need answers and I need them now
All Rose wants in the apocalypse is to find out what happens to Ross and Rachel
I need a lie down
‘I only take the best’
How can people not spot it!?
Joking about Britney Spears’ ordeal and Hamas should be the final nail in the chuckle-free coffin
The decision comes after she wrote a controversial article for The Times last week
‘There’s a saying a dog instantly knows when its time’s up, that’s kind of how I felt’
Peggy gets worse every episode I fear
Laura, I’ll be your mate instead
Need a marathon watching all 10 of these back to back
His ex girlfriend is King Charles III’s goddaughter
Resisting the urge to choose All Too Well twice
But let’s face it, there was never a bad season
I never want to hear Stay Stay Stay again in my life
They were seen kissing in Paris? Girl, the bedbugs!
He claims production were ‘in his ear’ telling him to go to Jordan’s apartment
Unless you’re too scared, of course x
How the hell is Brad in the top five?
Of course Hallie’s is the biggest slay
Still hasn’t sunk in Hallie’s been evicted
Sharks, a proposal and Miss Chanandler Bong
Explaining these costumes to a Victorian orphan would put them in a coma
‘For Snatch Game I was going to do the artist Banksy fused with Lorraine Kelly’
Um, why do they all sound like they should be on Midnights?
She said she had to quit for ‘the good of her health’
You loved our first 60 essential movies, so here’s 40 more
The entire cast are gunning for them and I simply don’t understand it
‘The fact he was not ashamed and proud to be with me shows how incredible he is’
Bev from Midnight Mass keeps me up at night
Watching Davide play silly little games is my Roman Empire
2000 movie buffs were tested, and these are the results
Don’t trust anyone who puts Ross last
God forbid a man’s partial to a squat from time to time
‘It’s natural to have opinions, but the line is crossed’
Everyone’s desperate for the Mirabel card
I can’t unsee it now
Why is JJ wearing a vest may I ask?
I’ve literally listened to this album at LEAST once a week since it came out
The horror series king of Halloween
Bianca deserves a Pride of Britain award for how she handled all that
‘In hindsight, I regret a lot… it’s hard reading the constant abuse I’ve received recently’
I need Chanelle and Jordan to fall in love
Scientists tested 250 people with heart rate monitors and the spooky results are IN
‘It’s taken me a long time to move forward and get over it’
I can’t get over Troye in drag for One Of Your Girls
‘It was an attack, and I didn’t understand where it was coming from’
Mike Flanagan’s Netflix ‘Flanaverse’ just gets deeper and deeper
Mike Flanagan always gets his spooky shows CORRECT
Everything they get up to when they aren’t pretending to work in an office for a task
Still feeling unsure about why they randomly flipped to arguing in French
Not the greatest of looks
I cannot believe the Roxanne Pallett saga actually happened
Nathanial previously said his one request for his MAFS partner was a non-smoker
How the hell is Hallie only 18?
His first presenting gig was with Kimberley from Girls Aloud
Don’t let pointless culture wars make you think this show has been anything other than diverse
NEED to go for a wine with Kerry
Not Jenkin enduring World War III within the first hour
‘Even though I was saying I was fine in the second episode, it still got to me’
A cig-filled ode to the house’s most iconic area
‘I have a message and a meaning behind every outfit I wear’
At least we’ve now cleared up her dad drove a Rolls Royce to school
I need Curtis being cringe on my screen once more
Josie Gibson slayed her season before she went on to This Morning
Of course Mel C pops up
Jess and Sammy only managed two months before breaking up
If someone I was married to told me I’d ‘passed the test’ I’d be divorcing
‘Things have changed since leaving the villa’
‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’
Yep, this is realllyyyyyyyyyyy happening
‘They are very different people who don’t seem to connect on an emotional level’
If you dwell on Ancient Greece, call me
He also said a lot of the cast ‘can’t be trusted’
Of course Ella and Nathanial are least compatible
Week two and the chaotic gossip is everywhere
‘Porscha deserves an Academy Award – there’s nothing genuine there’
‘She does my nut in’
‘I’m the fashionable northern chip shop woman’
The show’s over for the year but the drama never rests
‘He entered the process with more information than we’d normally disclose, and did so with full consent’
He’s also pulled out of his appearance tonight at Bournemouth’s Halo nightclub
‘I’m embarrassed to have to address it and never imagined I’d be writing this’
‘I didn’t throw any money at a homeless person – it was a kind gesture that’s been twisted into an evil act’
The Jack Grealish lookalike will cause carnage of the highest order
I can’t escape his sheepish little face
Adrian’s blocked Thomas and Thomas’ mum kicked off with Adrian
I need to go and have a lie down
Can anything live up to the dizzy heights of Padam Padam?
‘There are a lot of parallels between Ella and Nathanial and me and Adrian’
£100 to see a singer with two albums? It can’t go on
From gaining 150,000 Instagram followers to spaghetti with Taylor Swift
Her performance is a ‘campy delight’ and she’s the best thing about the whole season!
Angelica Ross says she never reported it because when one person did, they got ‘repurcussions’ for doing so
‘Working for Shein is an awful career move, and I’d look at Paige’s management for giving her terrible advice’
If one more person adds me to theirs I’m going to smash my phone
The two are teasing it and the Swifties and Barbz are going feral
Feel like I’m completing a Tomb Raider level just to get the 1989 (Taylor’s Version) tracklist
They’re officially the youngest and coolest cast the show’s ever had
Following them all so I can spend hours guessing who’s actually still together
After insane demand from fans, Kim’s scrapped debut album Problématique is finally out
The pose where the lads are rubbing their hands together is pure evil
The two were married between 2010 before divorcing in 2012
‘He’s a bit of a vile predator – he wouldn’t take no for an answer’
I am so ready for the TV event of the year
It all plummeted after allegations they skipped the queue for the Queen’s coffin
The Drag Race X Selling Sunset crossover we never knew we needed
Ageless queen Sarah Michelle Gellar will always be mother
As the girlies moan about memes, might I suggest we all just lighten up a bit?
Jonbers Blonde and Bailey J Mills have also piped up backing Danny
Doja Cat doing a medley of three of the best songs of the year? We’re not worthy
Epic Games might not have moved to four season chapters after all
Streets saying it could be a real estate expansion pack? Take my money
Not everyone saying it sounds like dialogue from her Hollywood mobile game
Not them saying it was inspired by Soho Farmhouse
Danny Beard’s also back hosting The After Shave, where they interview the eliminated queen!
This show treats the sexy parents like pensioners and they deserve better
‘A lot of guys see us as a fetish – I never believed I would get married’
One queen has toured with Little Mix AND Dannii Minogue!
Please spare a crumb of coin for me Mama Ru
I have been utterly humbled by my results
She lives with her nan and I love that for her
Vampire is a strong contender for best song of the year
‘I pour my little heart out but as I’m hitting “send”, I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends’
Nobody is safe from their clutches
You best believe I am well and truly breaking the Tension
Why does the divorce plot keep thickening? I need answers
And it’s officially the longest season ever – six episodes more than last year
Across five decades of pop music, our love for Kylie never goes anywhere
‘There are many speculative narratives as to why, but truly this is a united decision’
Tasha Ghouri the woman that you are
Of course they’ve all gone on a Virgin Voyages influencer cruise
This is a Piper Pace hate account
‘She’s giving off the energy that I wouldn’t be friends with her – the dress looks like it’s from Shein’
Stop waving around fake wands, guys – Hogwarts isn’t real
The winners have clapped back after getting the abuse on Kai’s TikTok
In the immortal words of Ian Beale: He’s got nothing left
There’s just been a huge announcement that changes EVERYTHING
Now Schofield’s gone it will never be the same again
I can’t get over how different Dawn looks
Sachin and Nicki have been hanging out irl and his TikTok bio says he’s her P.A…
Doja Cat has now deleted the album announcement post on Instagram since the internet clocked on
‘I wish Mitch all the best and hope he finds his happiness. It’s time for both of us to start a new chapter’
Jennifer Coolidge should have been in it for five seasons
Do we need to save AJ Odudu, Olly Murs and Rylan from a basement somewhere?
Their breakup ruined me, them getting back together healed me – but why am I this invested?
‘They look at every single text, email and WhatsApp you’ve ever sent’
Um, there’s a ripped Fishstick skin called Fish Thicc
I live in fear of being dragged to the break room by Milchick
Khaby Lame, the most followed creator on TikTok, is allegedly in the next Battle Pass
Doja Cat tweeting that she hates her fans is somehow making her excellent new singles slap even harder
The Vault tracks on Red changed the trajectory of my life
RuPaul’s had Courtney Act blocked on social media since 2015
Kassy and Johnnie are putting bi people where they belong – in the villa and on mainstream TV
It’s been 15 years since Gaga released her debut record and changed pop music forever
‘Your behaviour towards me, acting two faced on a podcast, is horrific’
Apple TV’s seven hour hijacked flight from Dubai to London is my new silly obsession
He also denies accusations he’s attempting to ‘exploit’ Britney
The high camp performance art of these hollow pop bangers must be studied
My wholesome king and queen deserve more
They met on the set of one of Britney’s music videos
Rita Ora is to me what Craig David is to Anton
The Folklore forest is my safe space
Blasting out Pon De Replay and touring with Snoop Dogg
CHARLI XCX IS FEATURED ON IT?
The most fun history homework ever
The vibes between the origin and the TikToks could not be more different
‘Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?’
Their first dance will be to Head & Heart
Shock: He’s still at it!
Erin Patterson denies wrongdoing after she served a meal that killed three family members and put one in hospital
This album changed the trajectory of my life
TWO WEEKS TO GO PEOPLE
Barbie’s the latest to join the club
She mothered so hard as Mother
The ultimate watchlist sorted
We need her vocals featured on his next banger
Obsessed with the blazer one
A generation of LGBTQ people would live differently if we watched it as teenagers
Just give us an hour of Scott and Catherine
They were still up flirting at 5am…
‘How many fingers would I have to cut off to become a Paralympian?’
How am I meant to believe Kit Connor is 16?
The boy’s a liarrrr
Oh to sip on an iced vanilla latte in Whiterun
Song of the millennium
‘There’s never gonna be a battle… I would never go head to head with a girl for a man’
Taylor needs to add Bad B*tch as a bonus track on Reputation
‘Salt air’ could raise me from the dead
I need to take compassionate leave to mourn Whitney not winning
To buy the game in full now costs you over £1000
Scott is MY national treasure
Yep, boob growing Barbie from the film is real
Allan is the people’s princess
I can already hear screams of ‘Shangela was robbed’
Even horse girlies are bored
Never forget that you are Kenough
A woeful night for Mitchel
Scott VS Mitch was for the history books
Scott should send a handwritten apology to Emeli Sande
Greta Gerwig’s insane for this
Peak if you get Midge
The producers were chucking dollars at them this season
Pausing Barbie when she says ‘do you guys ever think about dying?’ to watch Oppenheimer
If I got lumped with Abi I’d be ordering an Uber
I need my girlies to patch things UP
Lisa’s level is my safe space
It’s got its own little TikTok jingle for the LADS
‘Never trusting a primal season ever again’
Never been more jealous of Love Islanders in my life
‘AI will not replace us’
‘Not a soaking clock!’
This last week has been a slog
I guess he just forgot gay men bigger than a size small also enjoy sex and partying
Why does RuPaul look like Joni Mitchell?
1989 has been done so dirty
Jake Cornish never recovered
This is the weirdest thing to imagine
Justice for Scott!!!
Shannel and Roxxxy on a season together is not a want but a need
‘It’s a cinematic triumph – poignant, clever and hilarious’
Shaking over the Hayley Williams feature
I’ve already had to block Ellen Degeneres
Love Island is lacking love
Just say exclusive like the rest of us!
Sammy and Montel are Tyrique’s minions
This has no business being so satisfying
Catherine don’t do this to us!!!
Not the Loch Henry trio doing the Spider-Man meme
Elon Musk is shaking
TV peaked in 2008 with a Big Brother zombie apocalypse and an undead Davina McCall
Nobody asked for this
Number three is so random
Trying my hardest not to be Brutal
Ryan Gosling singing I’m Just Ken needs an Oscar
Nobody speak to me
The pirate theme is a … choice
Six episodes were ordered, but only five are going to air
They make my blood boil
‘In an ideal world, you’d watch it once and then it would change’
Feel 12 years old laughing at this
It’s one mishap after another
New shotgun alert!
The vibes are immaculate
Sammy was a jumpscare
I have now indeed got that Summertime Sadness
She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment
I don’t know what to believe anymore
If you didn’t see the Shut Up and Dance twist coming, I don’t know what to tell you
Erm, have we been watching the same series?
The worst episode ever just got even worse
Why lose what makes it special?
How was this overlooked!?
One episode was inspired by I’m A Celeb
You’re in the sub for 12 hours, but the whole trip lasts 10 days
The quality took a Nosedive
I’ve still not recovered from this episode
He’s a Cambridge graduate
Demon 79 is the first episode to get the Red Mirror branding
I believe in season three supremacy
Don’t worry: Mazey Day is last
Still feel sick after the twist in Loch Henry
Leigh-Anne Pinnock understood the assignment with her new banger
How the hell are they making content with The Jonas Brothers?
I thought I was free of this Lea Michele hell
When will I be free from these destructive shackles?
Joan Is Pretty Decent
The consequences from the dinner party are still being felt…
I will never moan about week one again
Mehdi is the one most likely to wake up and make everyone a coffee so they’re ready for the morning
‘I’ll fix my credit when you fix that drooping ass’
Not being dramatic but it was the worst day of my life
Situations escalated after a minor car crash
It’s making me want to go on holiday tbh
‘You know it takes a little bit more than them dropping a tank on me to take me out’
The worst Battle Pass of all time? Perhaps
Just deleted Hinge!
Completely bland, utterly boring – I’m dreading the next few months
Heidi N Closet is the latest to walk prematurely out of the Werk Room
Giddy up, Bella Goth!
All we need now is Smells Like Teen Spirit in Simlish
Jess an instant icon I fear
‘I love bum bum’? It’s gonna be a long summer
Ruling LGBTQ+ Islanders out as ‘logistically difficult’ isn’t going to cut it anymore
There are many reasons why Schofield is under fire, but his sexuality isn’t one of them
Young people are sick of starting our day with fake smiles from 50 year olds
This has done more damage for the vape community than health warnings ever could
He beat Jahméne 10 years ago and has been annoying us with his songs ever since
I’m not ready!!!
Molly looks like she doesn’t have the capacity to speak with an inside voice
She claims ‘They took over a year to pay me my winnings because they conveniently kept forgetting they owed me $100k’
Let’s get some regional queers on the telly
Mother Gareth was an icon as per
‘There’s no meeting in the middle when it comes to intimacy’
Queen Dannii Minogue is back to host
They’re out NEXT MONTH
I tell everyone I ever meet that Can’t Get You Out of My Head was choreographed in a hotel room
Just in time for her to release her 16th!
You’d never go on a cruise if it wasn’t gifted, so get it off my FYP
‘Even the music is dreadful’
Yikes – it’s officially the worst rated HBO series of all time
How the hell is Ollie 27?
‘Not kissing Josh and then kissing Bobski three times didn’t sit right with me’
The sweet, sweet return of the webslingers
My timeline can’t stop padaming
Dan’s causing carnage already
If you’re feeling uncultured, you’re not alone
With half the cast London based, show’s only flaw is its failure to showcase the rest of the UK’s gay scene
New lad Dan’s Insta is a bit TOO sexy I fear
Me and the only two Fortnite friends I have are screwed
TikTok has changed everything this year
Groundbreaking without sacrificing Love Island levels of messiness – I love it
For those who also barely passed GCSE maths
Mrs Kasha Davis is better than Nicki Minaj when you think about it…
MILES MORALES KLAXON
Juicier than Eastenders
I’m gonna get annihilated in this mode I fear
My impatience is killing me
‘Get the help you need and leave me the f*ck alone’
I am all-consumingly invested
Queens all get the exposure they deserve without losing the tension of eliminations
This year has the least amount of countries competing since 2014
‘Because I’m not – that’s in Iraq, miles away, and f*cking dangerous’
We should preserve season nine’s in a museum
INSTEAD I WROTE A SONG
Peeta is a burden
God only know what Sims endured on the Makin’ Magic rollercoaster
I’m ready for the jungle biome
No way is Poker Face by Lady Gaga sneakily hidden in an emote
The ponytail is a slay
Sheer terror in the Mushroom Kingdom
The season seven ripped white dress changed lives
Is the production team running out of queens they want to return?
Three queens are allegedly banned from ever returning?
‘I know it’s not intended to be racist, but it feels like it is’
No one celebrates May the 4th like Fortnite
I would trust the Siddiquis with my life
Her social media presence is perfection
Nothing has ever mattered more
We need her disappearance adapted into a Netflix series
Eddie’s name in the title, don’t play with me like this…
Regular Sims 4 walls covered in windows is not a greenhouse, end of
Jimbo’s is literally giving Met Gala
Mrs Kasha Davis was ROBBED!
Never forget Shangela on Glee
All three Calvin Harris collabs are a stone-cold classics
There’s no outcry when Lewis Capaldi is on billboards in his underwear – and we all know why
‘Men can’t get pregnant, and anyone who believes otherwise needs locking up’
She gagged the Mushroom Kingdom when she got on the motorbike
TARDIS GLIDER KLAXON!!!
Streets are saying Kim Kardashian is playing a painter called Tanya
Cinema peaked when she got crushed by an asteroid in Disaster Movie
If you don’t have these essentials, you’re doing yourself dirty
It’s their chance to show the world exactly why they won
Instead of a young student mum, the £85k cash prize went to literal landed gentry
Just the people who need their son to win £85k
The Jenny wheel has once again been spun!
‘Everyone with nothing was happier than those with everything’
Didn’t realise there were 42 songs when I started this x
Nobody who has used this sound is a bad b*tch sorry
‘I stand by what I said, I’m just sorry it came out in so many accents – I’m a social chameleon’
Team Daya Betty, end of
Surprisingly not just 10 episodes of All Stars 2
Jinkx and Raja on the same season!? I’m quaking
I’m minding my own business, you should too
Number one has a rating of 3.3 – YIKES
These songs will change your life, end of
Chaos reigns, so put a crown on it!
It’s out on the 13th and EVERYONE is back
It is CLOSE
And the queen that finishes second won’t leave empty handed 👀
National Anthem not being the actual national anthem is a disgrace
Petition to make Jared Leto acting in films illegal
My best friend Lesley said ‘Oh, he’s just ranking Miley’
New bio: ‘gay little writer boy’
The talent show episode just got 9.9 on IMDb – the highest rated in Drag Race herstory!
Season two ate this list up
An excellent use of her daily 24 hours tbh
Sobbing that mine is a picture of David Platt from Corrie
AKA, 10 episodes where fans hated who the judges sent home
An episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys or take a prison sentence? Throw away the key baby!